being a runner has taught me my dick is gigantic. bigger than any other dick i have ever seen/touched. it has taught me that bitches love it. more than anything ever. they crave the teddy c hog. they drool over my f***in cock. they want to eat my dick for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a midnight snack. thats what running has taught. oh yeah, and i think it mmight keep ppl in good health maybe? but,,,,,,,, MY DICK IS FUCKIN HUGE MOTHERFUCKERS!