No wonder he could only mange a 28:41. Look at the size of that thing slapping around in his shorts.
No wonder he could only mange a 28:41. Look at the size of that thing slapping around in his shorts.
Of course, I've heard of the ol' cucumber trick, but I would have never have thought about doing it in a race.
Holy Salami!!
I don't think it's really his penis. It's a combination of the fold of his shorts, the crosswind that was blowing divided by the speed that he was running, PLUS some trick lighting. But no, nobody's that BIG!
Good synopsis, DS. Thanks.
BTW, looks like this meet is another coming out party for Chinese women. Some gal ran 30:28 yesterday.
I bet that he is happy to be away from SaudiArabia, so that he can enjoy the pleasures of the Orient...
jason
JasonInBoulder wrote:
I bet that he is happy to be away from SaudiArabia, so that he can enjoy the pleasures of the Orient...
jason
Not all of us have the yellow fever, douchebag.
Now, THAT is what I wanted, some nice "I HATE JASON" negativity! GOTTA LOVE IT.
I was getting soft from all the "I Love Jason" remarks since Berlin...
You just made my day, dude!
I am now signing off to "suck feces" at the Boulder Resevoir for 15miles.
jason
Saudi, the Orient, whatever....it is all the same over there homer.
Not the same at all. There are some VERY beautiful women in Korea, and if you know ANYTHING about SaudiArabia, it is perhaps the most sexually repressed country on the planet.
Hopefully Mr. Al-Otaibi skipped evening prayers and gave a sweet Korean gal that big ol' kielbasa right on his prayer rug.....
jason
And my mom is gonna kill me if I do anything beyond sports here. Hehe.
Korean people are polite and nice. They respect foreigners a lot, no matter from which country you are, really. I mean isn't it ironic. Korea is one of the most developed countries in Asia apart from Hongkong,Japan, and Singapore. But their hospitality (I mean regular people, people in the streets, not the ones in the hotel ofcourse) is second to none.
I went to Yokohama, it's a nice one, but I'd would prefer any cities in Korea rather Japan. In Japan, you'll feel like a Godzilla or something ---> most people are small in size and the town's so cramped that you hardly see gardens in the middle of the city. And YEAH, ANYTHING SMALL IS EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE. I just couldn't afford to buy a cup of coffee for U$10-U$11 (RM40??!?!!!). Thats pretty nutsy.
karangasem,
busan.
Karangasem....do you mean your MOM is with you in Busan?
If not....GO FOR IT. Go get some condoms and lube and go put on some cologne and then go out and work the scene. There just HAS to be some good opportunities there among the volunteer organisers, spectators, etc.
jason
$2 sucky-sucky?
You getting any action there? Takahashi?
Sevatonic is dead on about Korean people, they are perfect hosts. This was universally realized after the Seoul Olympics and the World
And Jason, it's about time you caught on about Korean women! I've lived extensively in Asia and keep reading your posts about Japanese,Thai, etc women and was just thinking that this guy has never spent much time in Korea. The women are absolutely beautiful and down-to-earth.
Lastly, they are not very deep in marathoners but Lee Bong-Ju and Hwang-Young Cho didn't lose to very many people, ecspecially when it really counted
Yeahhh righhhttttt,
Have you been in korea anyway? Or you just watched those korean dramas with their glittering artists? Not quite so heree okayyyy!!!!
But Song Hae Gyo is an exception.
I'd prefer Thai and Phillipino girls and Japanese Girllss rather than koreans, eventhough koreans are slightly taller than most japs,thais,and phils.
Japs are better runners than koreans. Because of their small size body and better determination I guess.
I'll be dead exhausted lesss than a week if I follow the japs' training 'animal' regime. I got to know from Takada and Tomoo that they logged a nutsy crazy high mileage up to 340 MILES/WEEK average for prep!!! What is that huh ?!?!?!?!?!!!!??
I do not believe that, but who am I not to?
Jason---> No my mom is not here. But it's a matter of principal. My culture and religion do not allow me to do so. Even nothing prohibits me, my mom sure gonna kill me literally if she finds out.
karangasem.
You guys are Freaks!
Sevatonic, I lived there three years, Japan for two.
Ummmm, even though still a lot, that would be 340 kilometers, not miles.