If you have to eat at McDonalds, what do you order?

A Big Mac, and perhaps a chicken sandwich or something. Or, if I'm really hungry, a double quarter-pounder.

I usually ask for a Flame Grilled Whopper - just to confuse them!

filet o' baby seal.

Order the big mac and have them replace the bun with two more burger patties. MMMMMM....big mac.....

If I GET to eat at McD's, I usually will get 3 cheeseburgers, or a double Quarter Pounder with cheese.

For the most part I eat relatively healthy, but I will admit that I love fast food.

Eat a lump of dog shit off the street outside. Just as nutritious and tasty without having to put your hand in your pocket.

Nothing is as tasty as McD's. It's not even debatable. In Europe they have a new burger called the Monopoly Mac, which is hands-down the best fast-food hamburger ever. I'm not sure if it's in the US, or if there's an equivalent...but it's amazing.

4 cheeseburgers, an apple pie, and a big glass of water. The cheeseburgers are the best around, no debate.

Is that a McShit meal sir? Would you like to go extra large?

Too right yummy yummy.

Also, I'm in the UK, and I've never seen the 'Monopoly Burger' advertised. But whatever, I'm sure it tastes like something fresh from a dogs ring-piece.

Well, first of all, IF I EVER eat there I get Filet-O-Fish or one of their Chicken Sandwiches.

Secondly, I'm surprised to hear that some of you actually like McDonald's.

Here's my list of fast food items that are WAY better in my opinion than anything at McDonald's (in no particular order):

1) Mexican Pizza at Taco Bell

2) Double double at In-N-Out (Arizona, California and Nevada)

3) Ultimate Cheeseburger at Jack In The Box

4) Spicy Chicken Sandwich at Wendy's

5) Chicken Whopper at Burger King

I haven't been a beef eater for about 10 years now so the beef items above are from memory of a while ago.

Ask Arkansas

"I also have a published article in the Arkansas newspaper (it's not online) that says ... "The guys ate at McDonald's on Saturday," said McDonnell. "I told them 'This is where losers eat', enjoy your lunch."" -ehscoach

SlimJim wrote:

The last time I had a fast food burger I was stuck at Denver airport without any food on my way back to the UK and I had no food at all. The only place open was some Burger King so I ordered a Chicken Whopper that some grubby old asylum seeker prepared for me. I took one bite and the bloody thing fell apart. It was all slimy and resembled and smelt of human shit.

Suffice to say I offloaded it in the bin and went off to find a block of soap in the toilets to nibble on.

Does Tergat eat such shit? I know Paula doesn't as she comes from my hometown (Bedford, England). McDonalds and Burger King are only eaten by Dregs.

SlimJim,

I agree with the basic sentiment that fast food sucks and it shouldn't be a normal part of anyone's diet, but I think you just got a bad Chicken Whopper made worse by getting it from some grubby person, because one made and served properly is close to Heaven.

This interesting statistic from Harper's Magazine:

Grams by which the amount of fat in McDonald's fattiest salad exceeds that in its fattiest burger: 3

Martin

All I will get is a super-sized fries and a medium coke. I typically no longer order hamburgers there. I just don't trust them. I am a big fan of the fries.

I confess! I love their milkshakes. Especially the banana ones. Mmm...

A whole heap of fries. Hell yes, you should super-size that. And no vegetable oil, I want the beef-laden stuff dripping from my fries.

Have run many a great race (for me) after a Quarter Pounder with cheese and a chocolate shake. No fries.

Once puked up almost an entire pickle slice after a road mile. I guess that was eating a little to close to race time.