I'm hairy. What solution will creep women out the least?

of course it's to do nothing.

The "chimp." mask - women love that ..... see other thread.

4. Suicide

The least creepy "solution" would be to do nothing and just own it. I don't really know why girls don't like hair. I'd expect women to be attracted to it since it's associated with manliness (like big muscles, deep voices, height, etc).

You could go get a full body wax...

You might wish to look into

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_hair_removal

Depending on your preference, this option allows for both complete removal of hair from some locations (back, back of neck, shoulders, upper arms, etc.) and/or lessening of hair density in others (chest, torso).

BOHICA wrote:

4. Suicide

I think women might find that solution even more creepy than manscaping.

a lot of body hair means high testosterone...

date massage therapists - they use lots of oil when working on hairy guys, and they've seen lots of them. seriously - they aren't easy to gross out, not with things like hair, anyway.

marijuologist wrote:

a lot of body hair means high testosterone...

Or that I have Scottish ancestry. My grandpa had a full inch of afro sprouting out of his ears.

marijuologist wrote:

a lot of body hair means high testosterone...

The relationship is extremely tenuous. West African (i.e., most U.S.) blacks have significantly higher blood testosterone levels than whites and less body hair, on average. If hairy adult males take finasteride, their test levels will rise (modestly) while body hair will decrease (also modestly). Inject relatively hairless men with enormous amounts of testosterone and they will usually remain relatively hairless. And so on.

Hair is gross. It's also annoying to shave. If you that bad, shave it. I used to shave my legs all the time, I do it less now, but when I did girls liked it....sometimes quite a lot. If they don't like it, tell them your a runner and it makes you faster, for some reason that works, haha

Go to the gym, get a huge chest, pump those arms, and then the ladies will be all over you, Chewbacca.

I feel your pain buddy. Sometimes I gross myself out with my hairyness. Then I realize there really isn't much I can do about it, this is how I was born. Full Greek. Anyways, I do shave my back and my upper arms, just to look more normal.

anlasdf wrote:

I feel your pain buddy. Sometimes I gross myself out with my hairyness. Then I realize there really isn't much I can do about it, this is how I was born. Full Greek. Anyways, I do shave my back and my upper arms, just to look more normal.

how do you manage to shave your back?

I think that the best solution would be to forego bathing completely and start breathing exclusively through your mouth. That way the ladies know that you're the real thing.

anlasdf wrote:

I feel your pain buddy. Sometimes I gross myself out with my hairyness. Then I realize there really isn't much I can do about it, this is how I was born. Full Greek. Anyways, I do shave my back and my upper arms, just to look more normal.

Greeks also have the highest percentage of baldness. Is there a positive correlation between lots of body hair and baldness or not really? I'm wondering because I'm white, not hairy, above average musculature, and have a good head of hair at 32. My dad was decently hairy and balding at the same age.

Full body immersion in Sulfuric. Don't tary it can go to the bone if not rinsed within 2 seconds. So it is kind of a hit and miss proposition.

5. Make a lot of money. We all know that if you are rich, it doesn't matter what you look like. Though that rule really only helps you land a wife, it doesn't guarantee that your wife will have sex with you...

Thanks for the advice you guys, but I was really hoping for some advice from women.

Apparently women don't like threads about hairy men.