Does anyone think that Wolf looked like Ben Stiller in dodge ball?
I like Perineum or maybe Pryopism. These are two common injuries that occured to the freshman runners on my team. We would always tell the freshman when they had a little knick that it sounded like they strained their perineum and to go tell the trainer that's what they think the problem is. Oh what fun! The trainer got to where he could see it coming but we still got some laughs. Man I miss college.