The wife does a lot of shopping online, and of course, when you shop online you get a confirmation e-mail after you place you order. For whatever reason, she bought my Christmas present using my e-mail address. I opened it. It's bad. It's something I never would have bought for myself. And on top of that, it won't even come remotely close to fitting.
I'm having a hard time figuring out how to look "surprised" and "happy" on Christmas morning.
For those of you who have been in similar situations, how do you do it?