I'm going speed dating next week and would like to ask you experts for some tips. You have 30 seconds each to talk about yourself and then a minute after that before you move chairs onto the next date. What can I say that is witty about running which will make her laugh or make her interested in me?
here's a tip: don't speed date.
What can I say that is witty about running which will make her laugh or make her interested in me?....
hmmmm..... how about 'yesterday i did eight 1ks off a minute....'
if she doesnt ask you to come back to her place for non stop, no strings, endless sessions of lovemaking right away, try and throw in the 'it was windy down the back straight'... make sure you carrying a bag full of durex though because this one cant fail.
how about pulling out your laptop and....
drum roll please....
- POWERPOINT -
rolling back the years letsrun.com style;-)
The best I can tell you is don't talk about running.
Women are not interested in it at all. They may pretend to be, but unless they are themselves runners, believe me, it's an act and they are already sick of talking to you.
Speed dating sucks. The only good thing is that, after it's over, everyone gets to give a written "Thumbs Up" or "Thumbs Down" on each person, and a "Thumbs Up" from both parties means that it's a go (sort of). So the risks of face-to-face rejection are gone. After about 20 "speed dates," I just gave a "Thumbs Up" for the best-looking one or two, and went out a couple of times with one. But I'm not sure if we would have even picked each other if we hadn't ridden in the same car to get to the speed-dating place. By the time we got there, we sort of knew each other.
Did you "get some"?
speedy dater wrote:
how about pulling out your laptop and....
drum roll please....
- POWERPOINT -
rolling back the years letsrun.com style;-)
Priceless. I knew it was coming
Say something witty about running?
If you can't think of anything, then no, you can't.
Just stand up
Whip it out
and say
You want some of this?
Sometimes I like it nice and easy, others times it feels good to go hard.
Just tell her you got an enormous prick.
Towson exile wrote:
Sometimes I like it nice and easy, others times it feels good to go hard.
And remember to mention that you can go for hours.