Ironically, I was out late last night with my assistant HS CC Coach, and we were tipping a few back, if you catch my drift, discussing our strategy for the big meet. He had just finished the Jack Kerouac collection, and was real big on Jim Beam and Ginger, for some reason. I myself am more of a Guinness man, but he kept buying me those Jim Beam and Gingers. Needless to say, I passed out, and my assistant HS CC Coach had to take the team this morning, leading them to a seeep in boys and girls, varsity and jv.
I wish I would have been sober enough to wake up on time to make that race, knowing my HS CC team was in good hands, because I would have beaten you again, just like I beat Late Sleeper last spring. I need to stop drinking before meets, I guess, or build up a better tolerance to the Beam.