Who here finds themselves lying alot?

You are most def insane.

I started lying - little insignificant lies - just to mess with interviewers after I won the Olympic marathon.

Cmon Really wrote:

Does anyone here find themselves lying a good amount? I'm not talking about big things...like cheating on your wife or anything...but just about little things....that really dont impact anyone? Like my boss just asked me where some documents were and I said they were in my car when they are really in my house. It did not make a difference either way but I find myself making things up like this alot. Or I was chatting this girl up at a bar the other week and I told her I was def until I was ten....I can't tell you why...

Ive never cheated on a girlfriend and have never stolen anything in my life....but make up these little stories about my life...

What is wrong with me?

I am not shure what is "wrong" with you, but you do have issues with spelling.

Its "deaf" not "def."

"A lot" is too words.

"sure"

"two"

im pretty sure that was intentional...

Um I didn't spell wrong....wrong...

Ok Ill take fault for spelling deaf wrong

but are you really pointing out the fact that I didnt put a space in between alot?

The question still stands...

am I crazy?

Apostrophes are cool.

Lorenzo the Magnificent wrote:

I started lying - little insignificant lies - just to mess with interviewers after I won the Olympic marathon.

Haha.

I'm listening to Deep Purple and surfing LetsRun instead of working. Is that lying? Yes.

Cmon Really wrote:

Um I didn't spell wrong....wrong...

Ok Ill take fault for spelling deaf wrong

but are you really pointing out the fact that I didnt put a space in between alot?

The question still stands...

am I crazy?

Putting aside the inconsistent use of capitalization, "didn't" is a contraction and you need one of those apotrophes.

As to your mentle health, I am a grammeritician by schooling and and not a doctor. You very well may be insane.

"mental"

I'm not really sure what this thread is about, but I want to let you all know I just ripped a big fart.

You're a Tool. You realize you have made more mistakes trying to correct the OP than he actually made in his original post?

You even spelled "Grammar" wrong in your handle.

Gervs wrote:

You even spelled "Grammar" wrong in your handle.

Wow, nice catch cement head.

You're not crazy. You're a sociopath. There's a difference.

gjzv wrote:

Wow, nice catch cement head.

BURN!

Gervs wrote:

You're a Tool. You realize you have made more mistakes trying to correct the OP than he actually made in his original post?

You even spelled "Grammar" wrong in your handle.

Do you realize that every spelling mistake he made was intentional? Do you realize that almost every spelling mistake he EVER makes is intentional? Do you realize he intentionally posts improperly spelled "corrections" in order to get all the grammar police here to "righteously" correct his corrections and stir shit up?

No guess not.

Son, it sounds like you could have a brilliant career as a politician.

I like the part about telling some girl you were def until 10. Opps, there I go again, telling a lie to make someone else feel better.I would guess that you are stuck in a mental rut. What you need is some real life stimulation. So here's what you do, you quit running, learn to play a musical instrument, travel, learn to speak a new language, then get married, have 3 kids and then start telling them lies like, how pretty they are or how smart they are, or what a good little boy/girl they are or, well you get my point.

Cmon Really wrote:

Does anyone here find themselves lying a good amount? I'm not talking about big things...like cheating on your wife or anything...but just about little things....that really dont impact anyone? Like my boss just asked me where some documents were and I said they were in my car when they are really in my house. It did not make a difference either way but I find myself making things up like this alot. Or I was chatting this girl up at a bar the other week and I told her I was def until I was ten....I can't tell you why...

Ive never cheated on a girlfriend and have never stolen anything in my life....but make up these little stories about my life...

What is wrong with me?