PARIS HILTON IS OUT!!!!!!

A prison sentence is a prison sentence is a prison sentence. HOW and where you spend it, however, depends on a number of factors (comprised mostly of things like current employment, if any; family structure; past criminal history) before determining the actual sentence outcome. I know because I had to do 90 days confinement in Pennsylvania. And, to boot, I was/am an NJ resident, but because the offense happened in Pa I had to find an apt. for 90 days so that my wife and I could server out my sentence. I wasn’t allowed to drive anywhere except to and from work, and my CO (Corrections officer) came to visit me at all sorts of random hours + piss tests + breathalyzers + a few visits to county jail sitting in a holding cell for drug tests. How did they monitor my presence? Simple. Telephone voice-response templates. After pre-recording my voice as it sounds when speaking certain numbers and phrases, their computerized system would call the apt. at ANY given time, maybe once an hour or even twice in 5 minutes, while in the sh1tter, or whatever. You had to answer it within five rings, otherwise the cops come to your door and drop bombs on you’re a_s. Yea, it was a real swell time for my wife and I. don’t think she doesn’t ever hold it against me. (Me: “no honey, I really don’t want to go to your Mom’s tonight, I was thinking of getting a run in instead” Her: “Yea? Well I REALLY didn’t want to spend NINETY DAYS CONFINED TO A STUDIO APT. AND CRY EVERY DAY ASKING GOD WHY I MARRIED A CRIMINAL, but I DID”)

Silver lining: Before I served the sentence I drove up to my brother-in-laws and took his True 1500 Treadmill with a rusted frame and squeaky belt that was sitting for ages in his basement, tuned that son of a b1tch up and piled up some sweet base mileage (luckily this happened over the winter months of dec – march!).

What did you get sentenced for??

Satch the black dude wrote:

isnt caucasian justice wonderful?

f*** that and f*** you for saying it

freakonatour wrote:

I believe that besides men and women, there should be one jail, (not actually just one, but you get the point) where there is no getting out early, you have a ruling that is final, where a life sentence is actually 40(?) whole years, and not like 30, or 25, because last time I checked, 25 years was a little less than a third of a life.

Well there is a difference between 25 to life and life without parole

OJ was found not guilty in criminal court.

OJ was later found liable for the deaths in civil court.

The person who said justice was served in the civil court might want to rethink that. As yet, the families of the victims haven't seen a dime.

To the poster who questioned whether OJ is still rich: yes, he is. He gets his NFL pension, which cannot be used to satisfy the verdict against him. This allows him to play golf every day and not work.

As for Paris, the latest from CNN is that she was refusing to eat prison food which created health concerns. However, this isn't officially verified because the prison can't discuss inmate medical issues. In exchange for letting her out, her sentence was increased back up to 45 days, with credit for five served in prison.

just after 5 days in jail, Paris is a lesbian?

That';s hot.

Heard on the news she "wasn't eating." Like she eats anyways. She is not hot, doesn't do shit with her life and gets paid for it. God I'm jealous!

They let her out because she is in sub 4:00 1500 meter condition and will run at PRE. After that she is off to Stanford to study electrical engineering.

I can't help but think of Seinfeld

"People should plunk down two thousand dollars to live like him for a week: Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating! That's a fantasy camp!"

Now, now, now cool your jets. The Paris Hilton is still deciding between Stanford, Berkeley, Cal Tech, Harvard and MIT.

the413miler wrote:

As for Paris, the latest from CNN is that she was refusing to eat prison food which created health concerns. However, this isn't officially verified because the prison can't discuss inmate medical issues. In exchange for letting her out, her sentence was increased back up to 45 days, with credit for five served in prison.

If that is the case, then I believe every criminal who refuses to eat for 3 days should be released to in-home confinement - murderers, rapists, child molesters, terrorists, everybody. If they do not release them, then every inmate in America shold file a collective lawsuit against the United States government under discrimination laws.

Laws and prison sentences should apply to everyone equally.

Maybe we should just release Charles Manson ... I'm sure he would take care of Paris in a heartbeat.

It is official after she runs a 3:59 1500 at PRE she is off to MIT to study jet propulsion. In 2010 she will begin working on the main thrusters for the CREW EXPLORATION vehicle at NASA, which is the space shuttle's replacement.

Paris quotes while leaving prison.

"I admire Alan Webb. That is why I won't to bring excitement to womens 1500 meter running. In fact I am off to the local college track to hammer out a dozen 60 seconds quarters."

"The two people I admire most are Godard (father of the rocket) and Wernher von Braun, even though he was a NAZI (giggles). Both these men paved the way for modern space travel. I could never be either a pilot or astronaut, but as a engineer I can play a vital role behind the scenes. In fact after my track workout it is off to the research lab at brush off on my math theory."

Paris knows a lot more than you think about space travel. She recited this to the press hours ago.

"Wernher von Braun (1912-1977) was one of the most important rocket developers and champions of space exploration during the period between the 1930s and the 1970s. As a youth he became enamored with the possibilities of space exploration by reading the science fiction of Jules Verne and H.G. Wells, and from the science fact writings of Hermann Oberth, whose 1923 classic study, Die Rakete zu den Planetenräumen (By Rocket to Space), prompted young von Braun to master calculus and trigonometry so he could understand the physics of rocketry. From his teenage years, von Braun had held a keen interest in space flight, becoming involved in the German rocket society, Verein fur Raumschiffarht (VfR), as early as 1929. As a means of furthering his desire to build large and capable rockets, in 1932 he went to work for the German army to develop ballistic missiles. While engaged in this work, on 27 July 1934, von Braun received a Ph.D. in Physics from the University of Berlin.

Von Braun is well known as the leader of what has been called the "rocket team," which developed the V-2 ballistic missile for the Nazis during World War II. The V-2s were manufactured at a forced labor factory called Mittelwerk. Scholars are still reassessing his role in these controversial activities.

The brainchild of von Braun's rocket team operating at a secret laboratory at Peenemünde on the Baltic coast, the V-2 rocket was the immediate antecedent of those used in space exploration programs in the United States and the Soviet Union. A liquid propellant missile extending some 46 feet in length and weighing 27,000 pounds, the V-2 flew at speeds in excess of 3,500 miles per hour and delivered a 2,200 pound warhead to a target 500 miles away. First flown in October 1942, it was employed against targets in Europe beginning in September 1944. By the beginning of 1945, it was obvious to von Braun that Germany would not achieve victory against the Allies, and he began planning for the postwar era.

Before the Allied capture of the V-2 rocket complex, von Braun engineered the surrender of 500 of his top rocket scientists, along with plans and test vehicles, to the Americans. For fifteen years after World War II, von Braun would work with the United States army in the development of ballistic missiles. As part of a military operation called Project Paperclip, he and his "rocket team" were scooped up from defeated Germany and sent to America where they were installed at Fort Bliss, Texas. There they worked on rockets for the United States army, launching them at White Sands Proving Ground, New Mexico. In 1950 von Braun's team moved to the Redstone Arsenal near Huntsville, Alabama, where they built the Army's Jupiter ballistic missile.

In 1960, his rocket development center transferred from the army to the newly established NASA and received a mandate to build the giant Saturn rockets. Accordingly, von Braun became director of NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center and the chief architect of the Saturn V launch vehicle, the superbooster that would propel Americans to the Moon.

Von Braun also became one of the most prominent spokesmen of space exploration in the United States during the 1950s. In 1970, NASA leadership asked von Braun to move to Washington, DC, to head up the strategic planning effort for the agency. He left his home in Huntsville, Alabama, but after about two years he decided to retire from NASA and to go to work for Fairchild Industries of Germantown, Maryland. He died in Alexandria, Virginia, on 16 June 1977."

- Paris Hilton (Future NASA employee)

In all seriousness (well, not all that serious), people need to stop talking about Paris or caring about her or writing about her or thinking about her or even noticing she is on this planet.

idiot thinking wrote:

"I hope she gets electricuted by her ankle bracelet in the shower."

-what the f*** did she do to you? have you ever even met her or is what you know of her only what you have heard through the media?

Since meeting her appears to be the condition precedent to ripping on Paris Hilton, I offer the following: I had the occasion to meet and talk with her briefly a few years at The Palms in Las Vegas. I found her to be completely nasty, a total twit and far from attractive. She was obviously blown out on coke and had no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Then again, I think all of those women (Nicole Richie, Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears, etc.) are total pikers and all belong behind the counter at McDonald's.

Accordingly, I concur with the original poster's statement that I too hope she is electricuted [sic] by her ankle bracelet in the shower.

Have you read Hilton's take on Plasma Drive jet Propulsion. Imagine an endless energy source for space travel.

This is more like something Paris would say about space travel, "How do they go wee-wee in a space ship".

I can guarantee you she does not know the year man first landed on the moon.

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