I'm trying to slay a dragon, where can I find one?
I'm trying to slay a dragon, where can I find one?
central mass. but I don't recommend it.
I hear there are a few trolls lurking on here...maybe you can slay one of them instead.
Tonight when I chase the dragon
the water will change to cherry wine
And the silver will turn to gold
Time out of mind.
Deep within the recesses of your own soul. Or perhaps along the Georgia-Florida border.
In the land of Lore, near the fabled village of Falconreach.
Are you after the dragon's gold, or do you want to bathe in his blood to become invincible? Or both? Take my advice, if you bathe in the dragon's blood, make sure you don't have a leaf stuck to your back, and if you do, don't tell your wife about it.
A lot of times dragons eat young maidens who are sacrificed in order to keep a village safe. So it stands to reason that if you kill a dragon and rescue the maiden, she is going to be grateful and will probably agree to go out with you. But, my friend, there really are easier ways to get a date. Yes, most of them involve actually talking to a girl, but with a little practice it becomes easier than fighting a dragon, especially if it breathes fire. If it doesn't breath fire, then maybe fighting the dragon is actually easier.
Myspace Miler wrote:
I'm trying to slay a dragon, where can I find one?
Peshtigo, WI
You're the 3rd person to say that place today!
I am off! Someone prepare my trusty steed Starlite!