yeah big guys do a lot better than guns. You would be protected if you didnt live in the USA!
yeah big guys do a lot better than guns. You would be protected if you didnt live in the USA!
get some! wrote:
i'm big enough to protect my bitch from all the weenies on letsrun.com
Nice troll. Who's going to protect "your bitch" from *you*?
You weren't big enough to keep my dong out of her mouth!
anal-retentive wrote:
Don't hyphenate "girlfriend".
I hyphenated my girlfriend and she enjoyed it immensely.
LongDistanceChick wrote:
I'm a girl who's less than half the size of my fiance--I'm 5-2.5 and 103 pounds, and my fiance, who doesn't run but used to play football, lifts weights like crazy, and can bench 300 pounds is 5-11 and 210 pounds. Guess I'll always be protected ;)
Can he protect you from the creditors when his 9 grand a year from his part-time construction work doesn't pay the bills?
hahahaha, so true.
Wow, just like anorexic girls are shallow and overly concerned with their looks and the looks of those around them, male distance runners have to be the most self-conscious, jealous and insecure guys on earth. Think about it, you’re doing a sport where you need to be small to be successful, yet you recognize you’re 'weak' by male athletic standards. On top of that you’re surrounded by those who epitomize Greek gods. You jog around the track or walk around the weight room and die a little inside every time a sprinter flexes or a football player throws up 350lb.
Be honest, you’re inherently aware of the costs-benefits of being a runner, to which there is both good and bad. Good: you’re 'fit' and fast. Bad: you know you are small and unattractive to the opposite sex.
Being a runner in society today is clearly demasculinizing for many on this board...and in predictable fashion those individuals resort to defense mechanisms, which entail ridiculing others to cover up for their own short comings. So a girl comments that she has a big boyfriend who can protect her. Harmless enough, yet many of you-pressed by your own feelings of inferiority hide behind a key board while puffing out your (inverted) chests. Quite hilarious.
For the record I am married, weigh 160lb and am 5’11. Totally average physically, and totally content. Just accept it guys, life’s easier that way.
dang it! I sound like the lightest dude here. Must be the marathons... I weigh a buck 27. May be thats why the ladies keep turning me down[quote]
My chances of dying of a heart attack at 50 are greatly reduced and everyone knows chicks dig cash more than they dig the longball or weightlifting neanderthalls.
Unless your first name is Magnus, weightlifting doesn't pay the bills.
The average american woman now weighs 164 lbs., so most of the runners are probably outweighed by their wife/girlfriend.
a pig who refuses to eat jews? wrote:
So a girl comments that she has a big boyfriend who can protect her. Harmless enough, yet many of you-pressed by your own feelings of inferiority hide behind a key board while puffing out your (inverted) chests. Quite hilarious.
Protect her from what? Her own inferiority complex?
txRUNNERgirl,
???? making sense like usual I see ????
fax of life wrote:
The average american woman now weighs 164 lbs.
WTF? 164 pounds for an average American chick?!? It used to be something 125 or 130 lbs. just 15-20 years ago. Wow that is depressing. For me it is hard to sport wood for fat chix, but I'll go all night long with the fit/trim ones.
fax of life wrote:
weightlifting neanderthalls.
Why is it that people assume that large muscular men are "Meatheads" or "Neanderthals" or in any way less intelligent than normal-sized people. This makes about as much sense as the idea that runners must be gay because they wear short shorts. That is to say, it makes no sense at all. This also applies to the poster who implied that their size predisposed them to part-time unskilled labor.
Just the facts. Go ask all the part-time construction workers (and those on disability) in your area what sports they played in high school.
I weigh 210. My wife is 128. I run a 28:00 8k, she is around 40:00 on a good day. Love her with all my heart. Could probably wreck all of you in a true CC race.
210 is the optimal weight for a distance runner.
If you are 9'7".
no way, impossible. the physics of it are mind boggling
"So a girl comments that she has a big boyfriend who can protect her."
How often do we have to physically "protect" our girlfriends/wives? How is being football player size useful besides carrying luggage at the airport (plus most suitcases have wheels nowadays)? Sure it would've been cool to intimidate guys at bars when I was a freshman in college, but that's about it. I guess big guys can get a job as a bouncer now, so that's cool too...and pays well.
Dang it, Culpepper, go eat a cheeseburger!
burger wrote:
dang it! I sound like the lightest dude here. Must be the marathons... I weigh a buck 27. May be thats why the ladies keep turning me down[quote]
me, runner (not a good one) 5'9", 152
wife: runner (elite) 5'9", 119
i don't think i have to worry about her outweighing me anytime in this lifetime