Best quotes from movies

PREVERT!

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

"the only kick he'll have left is the one u give him in the ass on your way bye" Prefontaine

"Im sorry, once they get that syrup in their system they get all ansy in the pantsy."

"BLUE YOU'RE MY BOY!"

GREAT CALL...

THANK YOU FOR THIS ONE!!!!

"Anyone found bipedal in 5 wears his ass for a hat!"--Gayle Snokes, Raising Arizona

1) I,m funny like how? I'm here to amuse you? No No he's a big boy now- Goodfellas

2) I love the smell of napalm in the morning, Smells like victory- A.N.

3) If only you could see what Ive seen with your eyes- Chu- Blade Runner

4) We asked you to leave nicely, you had your chance- Bronx tale.

5) Do the math- Slam

Family Truckster wrote:

You want to know what I think? I think you're all f***ed in the head. We're 10 hours from the f***in fun park and you all want to bail. Well I tell you...this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest. It's a quest for fun.

I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're gonna have so much f*ckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our God***n smiles! We'll be whistling "Zippety Do-Dah" out of our asses! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy Sh*t!

SQUEEL LIKE A PIG BOY!

"Go that way really fast! If something gets in your way....Turn!"-Better Off Dead

"There's no crying in Baseball!"-A League Of Their Own

"When you absoultely, positively, have to kill every mother-f**ker in the room"-Jackie Brown(?)

Acme: "What do you know about show people?"

Eddie: "Just that they're like no people I know."-Who Framed Roger Rabbit

"The Boston gig's been canceled. But don't worry...It's not a big college town."-Spinal Tap

Bill the Butcher from "Gangs of New York"

"I know your works. You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth. You can build your filthy world without me. I took the father. Now I'll take the son. You tell young Vallon I'm gonna paint Paradise Square with his blood. Two coats. I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts."

From "Body Heat":

You are not very smart, are you? I like that in a man.

Todd: "hey griswold where are you gonna put tree that big?"

Clark W. Griswold:"Bend over and i'll show you"

Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswald

Clark: I wasn't talking to you.

I'm your huckleberry. (Tombstone)

Duke, let's go do some crimes.

Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay.

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

"Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line."

"Oh, this piece is called 'Lick My Love Pump'"

"NERRRRRRDS!"

"May the force be with you."

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"

"Why don't you take a picture? It will last longer."

"Will: Do you like apples?

Clark: Yeah.

Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?"

"What are you going to do, bleed on me?"

Dumbest quote ever:

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."