I just watched the DOG where he gives out the awards at some local 5k. His wife ends up finishing and he gives her a trophy. Dog is just the shit and I know I would run as hard as possible to get an award handed to me by the world's greatest bounty hunter.
Word. The DOG kicks ass.
How could his wife possibly finish a race like that with those big, fat, floppy tits of hers?
I Kicked Dog's Ass wrote:
How could his wife possibly finish a race like that with those big, fat, floppy tits of hers?
She rode her Harley while smoking a pack of hand rolled smokes and drinking a liter of Jack...straight from the bottle.
Did you hear her trainer say that she beat her goal of breaking an hour!!?? For a 5k??!! Is that even possible??!!
Sure, I break an hour for a 5k everytime I run one. Although there was that one time when I had explosive diarhea and slipped and couldn't get back up due to the slickness of it.
Yeah I've broken an hour too.
I love the f**king Dog.
He kicks ass and sends a nice message to the kids at the end of each episode.
man his wife is dog-ugly, but kudos to her for trying to run.
His nephew is one spoiled son of a bitch though, the skinny wigger guy.
i've also broken an hour.
nice to know I can outrun her, makes me feel safer
Aunt Beth only ran 47 mins, is that a world record for 300 pounders
HAHAHA, thats hilarious
Hold On Cowboy wrote:
I love the f**king Dog.
He kicks ass and sends a nice message to the kids at the end of each episode.
man his wife is dog-ugly, but kudos to her for trying to run.
His nephew is one spoiled son of a bitch though, the skinny wigger guy.
That kid has a sweet Michael Jordan tattoo on his shoulder. What a frggin' tool!
....yet, for some odd reason I kinda find her attractive...Didn't Dog serve time for Killing a person?
I Kicked Dog's Ass wrote:
How could his wife possibly finish a race like that with those big, fat, floppy tits of hers?
I think he did.
I know he served time for illegally going to Mexico and getting that Andrew Luster guy that raped all those women and kicking his ass back to the US.
That was awesome.
He didn't kill someone he watached someone else kill a person and never reported it. Since he didn't report it he was charged as an accesorry to a murder.
Are you sure about that? I am pretty sure he served 18 months for manslaughter. That seems different then accessory, but I could be wrong.
FAT AND LAZY wrote:
He didn't kill someone he watached someone else kill a person and never reported it. Since he didn't report it he was charged as an accesorry to a murder.
He discussed it two weeks ago on his TV show. I believe he was arrested in Colorado or Texas...
His kids are all trouble makers too, that Tucker seems like and arch criminal... They don't like rules that family.
