We Are F*** Idiots at a dance. On March 7, at the Roosevelt Invitational in Eagleville, CA, the male athlete, AB Hernandez, swept the high jump, triple jump, and long jump. Even though he had the best jump by a long way, the meet directors “let” the top jumping female athlete stand on the first place podium with the boy. Because: see? Girls are not being displaced by this boy, right? And let’s be clear, everyone KNOWS AB Hernandez is male—CIF acknowledges it, the girls know it, the parents know it, AB Hernandez knows it, everyone knows it. So much for affirming that boy’s feminine identity. The truth is a bitc**. But AB Hernandez is not. He’s just a boy.

