Usually in the Spring I at least hold out some hope that I'll whip myself into shape by mid Summer.
This year is different.
I've totally given up.
I'm not even entertaining the idea of running any races.
I'm more out of shape than ever. Strava predicts I'm in 37-minute 10K shape.
I can't get any motivation to do any real workout.
My form is totally screwed up. I probably have some neurodegenerative disease.