Every time I get tempted to buy a dog, I am snapped back to reality, watching some grown a$$ adult in my neighborhood standing around trying to look natural while their dog takes a dump on the sidewalk, then bending over with a plastic bag to clean it up. Geez cmon, that’s pathetic.
I make an exception for people who work at a dog kennel or something. That’s for work and has to be done. But following a canine around the neighborhood, waiting to collect his crap? No way dawg.
Nobody should own dogs in urban areas. Even in suburbs, where they have their own yard to poop in, they are usually a barking nuisance. They should only be allowed in rural areas.
Dog owners are filling an unrequited need that should have been filled by other humans. The typical urban dog owner is so unlikable, even a cat would reject them. So they have to get a genetically-engineered, loyal, unconditional love critter like a chihuahua or dachshund.
which btw, every new generation of chihuahuas and dachshunds is a new instance of animal cruelty. Imagine breeding humans into a race of twisted little gremlins, just for entertainment. The people who own these dogs don't respect dogs, or they'd refuse to participate in that grotesque Frankensteinian shenanigans.
Neighbor would let her dog poop and then pretend to not having seen it so that she didn't have to pick it up. It was obvious as hell when you saw her quickly look away.
Neighbor would let her dog poop and then pretend to not having seen it so that she didn't have to pick it up. It was obvious as hell when you saw her quickly look away.
So once i heaved a pile of it onto her porch.
How do you like that?
When I lived on the Westside of L.A. most of my neighbors were of a type who always play victim along with preteding to be incredibly moral - lots of entertainment types, etc. The ones that owned dogs would always pretend to not know the dog had crapped (look the other way etc), or they would pretend to pick it up while actualy leaving the mess there. If you yelled at them they would go into victim mode and try to act as if they were being physically attacked. It was hilarious in some ways, because it never worked. They loved walking their dogs when it was dark because it was easier to hide their poop and run behavior.
I take my dog to the dog park three times a week and he usually shts there. I clean up after him because it's the right thing to do. Just like eating Mueslix is the right thing to do, Wilford Brimley told me that.
Neighbor would let her dog poop and then pretend to not having seen it so that she didn't have to pick it up. It was obvious as hell when you saw her quickly look away.