Ran Chicago on Sunday. Bad DOMS today. Sat down on the toilet this morning and couldn't get back up so I've been doom scrolling LR boards all day.
Any advice to help me get off the throne?
Ran Chicago on Sunday. Bad DOMS today. Sat down on the toilet this morning and couldn't get back up so I've been doom scrolling LR boards all day.
Any advice to help me get off the throne?
Bad DOMS wrote:
Ran Chicago on Sunday. Bad DOMS today. Sat down on the toilet this morning and couldn't get back up so I've been doom scrolling LR boards all day.
Any advice to help me get off the throne?
You’ll have to eat eventually.
Hope you managed to jerk it a few times
I cogged the toilet with my epic dump and it is overflowing. Now I am splashing in poo water.
Need advice.
Bad DOMS wrote:
I cogged the toilet with my epic dump and it is overflowing. Now I am splashing in poo water.
Need advice.
Just keep flushing the toilet. Eventually the water level in your house will rise and you can float off the pot and swim away.
Bad DOMS wrote:
Ran Chicago on Sunday. Bad DOMS today. Sat down on the toilet this morning and couldn't get back up so I've been doom scrolling LR boards all day.
Any advice to help me get off the throne?
There’s only one way out unfortunately, RIP.