How can I spend all day in the woods?

Go to the woods more.

Join a hiking club.

For example:

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Appalachian Mountain Club

Appalachian Mountain Club (AMC) is the oldest outdoor group in the United States. Created in 1876 to explore and preserve the White Mountains in New Hampshire, it has expanded throughout the northeastern U.S., with 12 chapter...

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Ultra trail running.

They got it all figured out.

Sounds so addictive, I'm almost afraid to try it.

Be ready. The Woods fight back.

Long distance cross country mountain biking, hiking, trail running. I spend 10-15 hours every week doing these solely in the forest.

Run the Barkley Marathons!

You can go look for Rich in CA... He is out there somewhere running on the trails.

Not all woods are like the morning woods though.

Buy some. It took me a minute to be in a position to do it, but it was worth it to be able to do stuff I can't do in a park. I put up a small cabin, built some trails and now spend a lot of time doing non important things like adding onto my trail system, splitting wood etc. "All day" goes pretty quickly.

Explain?

Contact your local Army or Marine recruiter and let them know you want to enlist as an infantry man. You'll spend plenty of time outside camping.

Woods are the White inmates in a U.S. prison (from peckerwood)

Inmates segregrate by race. If you are white, you hang with the Woods.

Blacks are with other blacks. In California, the southern Mexicans program separately from the northern Mexicans.

If there is going to be a mass fight, everyone will have access to a shank in the unit or on the yard, and the shot caller will order someone to initiate the violence.

1) Walk into the woods

2) Sit down

3) Remain there all day

I do 14'ers, most are all day trips.

Mountain hunting, 7-14 days of 24 hours a day time in the woods.

Get into the moonshine biz.

Get a truffle pig

bring the wood to you my friend. start with some vines growing up the staircase banister, a giant redwood as a central feature in the living room, and some pine trees in the corners of bedrooms. for added realism introduce some fauna such as squirrels, woodpeckers and an ostrich. i know what you're thinking. ostriches don't live in woods. well neither did squirrels before they did. and woodpeckers prior to their woodpecking antics were mere peckers. maybe in the future there will be no ostrich, only the woodostrich

An RV. I see really nice ones in the $100k range!

You can rediscover your connection to nature from the comforts of your own mobile dwelling unit.