Help: I just got back from my Sunday long run and my wife greeted me at the door, "Did you forget what today is (Mother's Day)?"

Shouldn’t have gone with the two kids under 5 storyline, that makes this way more B.S. Teenage kids maybe but not kids that young. You didn’t long run it either, 8 miles isn’t a long run.

You need to apologize and take the family out to dinner. You fkd up.

Yeah, ^this is the only way forward. Might try and get a small gift + flowers as well.

These posts are all fake posts to get views. No one who was remotely close to normal would post something like this. Site shills on Mother's day, pathetic

Since your wife is not your mother, you don't have to give her anything today. But you should've sent flowers to your mam.

I'm confused. Is your wife also your mother? Why were you supposed to get her a Mother's Day gift?

The kids should be doing something for her.

3/10. Timely, but not believable.

Holidays are a social construct created by capitalist to get us to waste money. I treat everyday the same and don't waste my money on made up Holidays.

This I hate holidays like this. BRB I'm now obligated to spend 50 bucks on flowers on mother's day. I can't just spend time with my wife and kids...I have to virtue signal by spending money otherwise I'm in the dog house.

What type of holiday is that...forced to spend money?

Same thing with valentines day etc.

Christmas has a religious meaning and 4th of July you can simply just hang out with family at the park or cook some hamburgers. But mothers day...better pull out the wallet and SPEND SPEND SPEND

No chance now.

Admit defeat. Ask her what you can do to rectify the situation. You're probably on daddy daycare duty for a few upcoming weekend mornings.

I would have gone with 2 cats

It's called a smart phone, you enter it once and it reminds you every time. (1/10, these stories don't work anymore)

First mistake was assuming there were normal well adjusted people on this forum