Tips for older man taking a much younger girl out

Talk about your fondness for Werther's Original Hard Caramel Candies and how they keep your mouth nice and moist. Young chicks love candy. That's why they call them "sugar babies."

A few things that have worked for me:

1. Drive your Lincoln Continental. The bench seats in the front are good for making out.

2. Have a snack late afternoon. You're used to eating dinner at 4:30. If you don't eat until 7 or whatever crazy time the tyke wants dinner, you'll be famished.

3. Eat outside. This way you can wear a beanie that hides your hearing aids.

4. Find a way to mention your ability to calculate compound interest.

5. Make lots of references to how good the original SNL cast was.

6. If a Chicago song comes on, show your sensitive side by saying how traumatized you were by Terry Kath's death.

7. Just call it a phone. "Cell phone" is a giveaway.

Take it out.

ask about her grandkids and bring her a plant for her garden.

put a little soul into going down

Vitamin V

Make sure you know a couple of Taylor Swift songs and avoid talking about your heart medication.

Well it depends. Are you 76 and she's 60? Or are you 34 and she's 18?

Very good question...

The age gap is really a logarithmic function to me. The younger the two are the wider the 16 year gap is. As noted 34 to 18 is effectively a 30 year gap with life experiences. 60 and 44 is less so although some life circumstances can still be there (looking at retirement v maybe kids still in the house).

I have not dated anyone that much younger, but the advice would be the same. Respect, be humorous, listen more than talk, don't expect to get laid.

Is that a do or "dont"?

Neither but closer to the latter.

When you take her to dinner make sure to take advantage of the early bird special, so plan it around 4:30-4:45 or so. Talk about your appreciation of the music from the Eagles and Allman Brothers Band. And don’t be shy to get excited about sharing your optimal RMD strategy from your IRA’s

C'mon man, more information & specifics (don't be shy): How old is she? How old are you? What does she look like? Is she tall or short? How about you? Are you a Chad or Normie? Are you loaded $$$? 🤔