Just take their land and make them a territory of the US.
Because Trumpers are morons and ruin everything they touch. Naturally, Canada has not devolved into a dumpster fire because of Trumpers and can still recognize this.
Because 159 Canadians died helping us in Afghanistan after we were attacked, and even joking about attacking them is the sh*ttiest way possible to respond to that.
Because Canada is a large country, and most Canadians want f*ck-all to do with Trump, and the violence would last years and a lot of people would die.
Because only morons who get their idea of history from playing video games have such limited comprehension of what national sovereignty means.
Because 159 Canadians died helping us in Afghanistan after we were attacked, and even joking about attacking them is the sh*ttiest way possible to respond to that.
Because Canada is a large country, and most Canadians want f*ck-all to do with Trump, and the violence would last years and a lot of people would die.
Because only morons who get their idea of history from playing video games have such limited comprehension of what national sovereignty means.
You imbecile, you absolute moron.
Always remember, we look just like Americans, we talk mostly like Americans, and we are hockey playing crazy violent MFers. Our national sport involves razor sharp blades and sticks. The guerrilla war would continue for centuries.
Because 159 Canadians died helping us in Afghanistan after we were attacked, and even joking about attacking them is the sh*ttiest way possible to respond to that.
Because Canada is a large country, and most Canadians want f*ck-all to do with Trump, and the violence would last years and a lot of people would die.
Because only morons who get their idea of history from playing video games have such limited comprehension of what national sovereignty means.
You imbecile, you absolute moron.
Always remember, we look just like Americans, we talk mostly like Americans, and we are hockey playing crazy violent MFers. Our national sport involves razor sharp blades and sticks. The guerrilla war would continue for centuries.
Don’t think guerrilla war is still effective with the fast development of satellite, sensor, and AI. Resistance will be crushed, dictatorship will only get stronger, just like how we envisioned in the Star Wars and the Matrix. Americans will turn into mindless soldiers, eventually conquering the universe for Trump, Mask and Miller.
40 million people would be mightily upset that their national healthcare would disappear.
Most MAGa expansionists severely underestimate the will of proud people fighting against subjugation while greatly overestimating the capability of our own military. Then again, these tools also thought that Russia would take possession of Ukraine in 3-5 days. Russia is now conscripting prisoners and employing North Koreans to shore up a fighting force that has suffered a loss of 850K troops and 10K tanks in three years of fighting.
BTW, when did the United States last fight a real war? I think that Canada would be a far tougher fight that Iraq or The Taliban.
Let’s be honest, the US military is a bit of a laughing stock these days. Haven’t won a battle for decades, mostly made up tubby, untrained soldiers. Too scared to help defend the Ukraine against Russia and now rattling their sabre at their friendly neighbours. Canada must be chuckling away to themselves.