Prison for free food and board:
1) I would want life with no chance of parole. I wouldn't want to be kicked out on the mean streets at age 93.
2) I would not want to hurt anyone to get in.
3) I would have to commit a crime where I was respected by the other inmates or at least no targeted. I would like to be left alone.
4) On the topic of being left alone, solitary confinement would be ideal.
What crime would I have to commit to make this happen?
Armed robbery with no bullets in the chamber but claim you thought it was loaded.
Bank robbery with starter pistol. Then casually walk away with the bag of exploding cash.
planner man wrote:
Prison for free food and board:
1) I would want life with no chance of parole. I wouldn't want to be kicked out on the mean streets at age 93.
2) I would not want to hurt anyone to get in.
3) I would have to commit a crime where I was respected by the other inmates or at least no targeted. I would like to be left alone.
4) On the topic of being left alone, solitary confinement would be ideal.
What crime would I have to commit to make this happen?
1) Then you would need to do something very harmful to earn that
2) See above
3) Not a lot of respect amongst criminals. You WILL be targeted at some point
4) Not gonna happen unless you hurt someone.
Go to Norway and threaten to shoot up schools
The charge you’re looking for is Dancing With a Mailman.
planner man wrote:
Prison for free food and board:
1) I would want life with no chance of parole. I wouldn't want to be kicked out on the mean streets at age 93.
You don't worry about getting kicked out. You can always get arrested by committing another crime as soon as you are released.
Some states have "three-strikes" law. You get life without parole by your third offense.
Be in the mainstream media and criticize the income autocrat I mean President.
Wish I were joking....
Don't be so hasty to commit youself to solitary in prison. Complete solitary has severe mental effects over time, such as losing the ability to use language. Your mind will disintegrate.
At one point in one of the Federal supermax prisons, they had a ward with 4 prisoners - Ted Kaczynski, Timothy McVeigh, another dangerous guy, and the founder of the LA Kings gang. They were all kept in strict solitary except one hour of yard time. The LA Kings guy refused to go to the yard and associate with terrorists, so he stayed in his cell. Finally gave up after he lost his mind.
Think of the company you'll have when you give up solitary.
planner man wrote:
Prison for free food and board:
1) I would want life with no chance of parole. I wouldn't want to be kicked out on the mean streets at age 93.
2) I would not want to hurt anyone to get in.
3) I would have to commit a crime where I was respected by the other inmates or at least no targeted. I would like to be left alone.
4) On the topic of being left alone, solitary confinement would be ideal.
What crime would I have to commit to make this happen?
Ridiculous. Come on Bro Joes get this crap off the forums
Just join the Navy.
Grow pot and sell it to a police officer at an elementary school.
planner man wrote:
Prison for free food and board:
1) I would want life with no chance of parole. I wouldn't want to be kicked out on the mean streets at age 93.
2) I would not want to hurt anyone to get in.
3) I would have to commit a crime where I was respected by the other inmates or at least no targeted. I would like to be left alone.
4) On the topic of being left alone, solitary confinement would be ideal.
What crime would I have to commit to make this happen?
Be honest: you’re most looking forward to all the d!ck you can handle!
planner man wrote:
Prison for free food and board:
1) I would want life with no chance of parole. I wouldn't want to be kicked out on the mean streets at age 93.
2) I would not want to hurt anyone to get in.
3) I would have to commit a crime where I was respected by the other inmates or at least no targeted. I would like to be left alone.
4) On the topic of being left alone, solitary confinement would be ideal.
What crime would I have to commit to make this happen?
Here is the deal.
1.) Chances of you making it into your 90s slim to none. Regardless you will be expected to fight for your race in riots and they do happen. As a lifer your not going to Disneyland your going to typically a minimum level 4 which is violent.
2.) You don't want to hurt anyone however, the inmates will hurt you your not going too get along with everyone I mean who do you think is locked up? Answer violent criminals, psychopaths, killers, dangerous people.
3.) Respect is not earned by crime that got you locked up it is earned by how you are able to defend yourself behind bars. If you can't fight you will be a target.
4.) Solitary Florescent lights are typically on 24 hours a day, also you don't get TV or even get to leave your cell you are locked down 23 and 1 meaning you are allowed out 1 hour every 3rd day. Solitary is miserable and can crack even the hardest men. I spent 2 weeks in that hell and you start going insane. This is why inmates self mutilate eat there own excrement, and do things like cutting off there private parts.
Also the food is not all you can eat most inmates get commissary which if you don't want to fight will be taken from you by other inmates, and inmates in Solitary are not authorized commissary.
PC (protective custody) is not just given to you because you don't want to politic with other inmates the institution has to agree that your life is in grave danger meaning you have to snitch to get it and inmates in PC will even turn on you for being labeled a snitch.
research it and find out wrote:
Don't be so hasty to commit youself to solitary in prison. Complete solitary has severe mental effects over time, such as losing the ability to use language. Your mind will disintegrate.
At one point in one of the Federal supermax prisons, they had a ward with 4 prisoners - Ted Kaczynski, Timothy McVeigh, another dangerous guy, and the founder of the LA Kings gang. They were all kept in strict solitary except one hour of yard time. The LA Kings guy refused to go to the yard and associate with terrorists, so he stayed in his cell. Finally gave up after he lost his mind.
Think of the company you'll have when you give up solitary.
If you are in solitary for life, why would you need language?
The nuthouse is a far better option. Lower likelihood of getting raped. Just take your inanity to another level and you will be sure to end up there.
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