If Noah Lyles was a mom and farmer would the internet explode?

Where is his father?

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Father's Day: Former Seton Hall track star Kevin Lyles has world's fastest sons

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Noah Lyles could be the star of the U.S. Track & Field Olympic Trials. His dad's a Franklin HS & Seton Hall great. Plus: 6 locals to watch in Eugene.

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divorced his mom

not sure why they dont show him more as he is a former sprinter

Where is yours ?

You’re well on your way to being an online predator.

Who?

Who is TMADDDHASFNE Bravey?

Karma son. Karma.

Sucks doesn’t it

Maybe you should leave alone Valby, Alexi Pappas, and countless other female runners. STOP! And get help you creep

No such thing as karma only the voices in your head bouncing back on themselves. Since getting out of jail and kicked out of all the local strip clubs in your area for harassing all the dancers your only satisfaction in life is to troll on LRC. So Sad!

Noah Lyles has a mom!

Prison? Yes - we came across your journal entry. Very Bravey. Very. Can you say more?

I started my morning with my usual ritual—reading the Bible. There's something comforting about the ancient texts, something grounding. It’s a stark contrast to the rest of my day, which I often spend immersed in anime games. Today, I logged a solid 10 hours. The worlds within these games are vibrant and full of life, a stark contrast to the dullness I often feel in reality.

After a long gaming session, I met up with my Neo Luddite prison gang. It's an unusual group, but we find solace in each other's company. Today, we worked on sewing dresses, a skill I’ve surprisingly come to enjoy. There’s a strange sense of camaraderie and accomplishment in creating something tangible with my hands like a nut job.

However, not all my interactions are as fulfilling. I still remember the day I was beaten up on the playground by lesbian militants. It’s a memory that haunts me, a reminder of the violence and intolerance that can exist even within those who preach acceptance.

there's something off about noah, psychologically. can't quite put my finger on it, but he sorta seems like a repressed homosexual. something along those lines.

Karma son

He's not. Most likely the most hyped men's event will be the 1500 at the Olympics. An actual farmer is amongst the gold medal contenders. I of course speak of Timothy Cheruiyot who has skipped races before due to his dedication to farming. He's not a mom, so he doesn't have that going for him. But hear me out, Tuesday Aug 6 begins with rounds of the 1500, so if St Pierre makes the team in that event she will prob get through rounds and fans will be riding high and super stoked when the night culminates with Potato Tim breaking Jakob in the 1500. No amount of diving will see Jakob win gold when Tim barrels down the final straight a stride ahead fans scream in ecstasy for their favorite farmer.

The truth is some people are marketable and some are not. Richardson has a story. St Pierre has a great story. Gabby Thomas is incredibly fast and has the looks. It's the same as when Jordan was making bank and someone like Larry Bird could not. It's just the way it is.

Don’t own a computer. Never played a computer game. I can spot a nut job with nearly 100% accuracy. Feel bad for those that come in contact with you in real life. My brief online interaction indicates that you’re a miserable and disturbed person.

Howdie ~

So here goes. I notice you lash out a lot at randoms. Take this post here. Who? Who are you responding to? Are you okay?

I’m a massage therapist in L.A. Think we might be in the same neighborhoods based on details from your posts. You seem stressed so I’d like to make an offer.

First, relax. Find a sense of humor. Breath deep. Live ~ Love ~ Laugh

My offer is a free 60 minute session. No strings attached. We use natural ointments and herbal organics.
We are a mid sized team that caters to all body types. We are all male staff with extremely strong hands.

Think it through….Get back to me here….We can move offline and be discreet. Let it sink in.

~ Eric ;) 🍆💋

Hey again ~

We can also throw in a full body corn syrup rub to top it all off with a deep scrub ;)

How should we pronounce your name?

Look forward to the rub ~ sure to blow your mind

~Eric 🍭;)

Where is your mother?

Oh my!!!!! We would get along Verrry Well!!!!!!! RU single & ready to mingle Nino???!!!?? Sorry it’s just I got me very excited so I’m Verrry!!! direct 🎯

I am Expecting Great Things mi amor!!! 💋💅