I could dust everyone if I liked... but I don't want to seem like a show off. I'll probably just jog behind the "leader" for 3 miles then absolutely obliterate him in the final .1
I might even wear a costume too lol. But yeah, I don't want to show off too much lol, just enough to let everyone know that I am an elite level runner.
It's spring break. Your local 14:00 5k college runner is gonna steal your shoe money and punish you.
Heck yeah!
Burn it down!
Do the last-to-first challenge:
Line up at the back and be the last to cross the starting line. Finish the race first.
Ok Spencer we don't need another one of your costume 5k videos.
What's the population, 500 or so? How can 20' be the fastest runner in town. Basically you are saying you're the only runner.
I raced a local 1 mile road race in 92. I sharted my knickers and then waddled into the local weatherspoons and cried on the toilet.
Bring a few pens for autographs.
OP can forget the autographs he will need a cardiograph if he tries to stick with the winner for more than a mile
Why is your town so slow?
Also, it's "too".
Are women supposed to grab their crotch and say “GOBBLE GOBBLE MFers” across the line too? Or is there a different move OP should pull.
A sub 20 wins your town 5k? Ill give you the harsh truth. Sounds like you're in a town of losers. Are you just there to take advantage of low cost of living? If not, you need to run all out then pack your bags and move to a better place. Good luck.
Small town much? wrote:
What's the population, 500 or so? How can 20' be the fastest runner in town. Basically you are saying you're the only runner.
Sounds American, probably one of those 5k marathon turkey jogs
I would dust you and not feel bad about it
Run the race blindfolded and backwards
Like the old saying goes, "If you are the fastest person in town, you are in the wrong town"
Thanks, that made my morning 🤣
Your town must suck
19:50 is pretty damn fast. If there are young women present it will defiitely earn you a few brownie points. Maybe try running with your top off, too.
Sub-20 5K? Why stop at local fun-runs? That kind of time should easily get you into the Olympics?
Just kidding of course. As you are well aware, every person on this forum is a sub-14 5K runner, so you are going to get excoriated here :)