Would you date a grill significantly faster than you?

Is she charcoal or gas?

I prefer slow cookers myself.

If you meant "girl" it would be a bit hard, but realistically it's a thing I'd need to get over. I haven't fully made peace with my limitations, but I'm working on it.

She’d have to be a smoke show

Hell yeah! Dominated on the track, then dominated in the bedroom. Where do I sign up?

I know a Weber that's got some wheels.

Does this grill smoke kielbasa?

Faster than me? That's rare, but I'd just tell her ok well done.

Don't you mean marinated?

I dated a grill faster than me. She was HOT!!!

There are no girls in the world that are faster than me. But Kipyegon is close and yes I would 100% date her.

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I assume that most posters are good runners so the premise is very unlikely. Even a 15:00 guy would have a hard time finding a faster woman.

Is OP getting fired up by some fantasy? Sounds more like he's getting flamed.

Also this depends, are you a grill too? or more like a pool noodle? or a garden gnome?

Hibachi!

"Yeah! You like it when you get hot. You're a dirty, dirty grill! I gonna give you all of my Kingsford...every last briquet. Gonna empty the whole bag! Mmmmm. Call me pitmaster. Call me pitmaster! Here comes the sauce..."

Only if she is hot.

I’ve been burned too many times by hot grills :( not going to make that mistake again.