What was before the big bang?

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The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit.

"Before the Big Bang," like "outside the universe," is a phrase literally without meaning.

Time is a property of the universe, like height and width and depth, and--like those--time began when the universe did.

You're being religiously overzealous. The son would have come much later. Technically, only the Father and the Spirit of the Father was first. Abraham pre-dated the Son by eons.

Just be real for once, dude.

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Sounds like you need to go back to 11th grade physics.

Same thing that is currently between your ears, nitwit.

I know that chlorine and potassium permanganate can cause a big bang. My 7th grade science teacher blew up a swimming pool when he was a teen by throwing the permanganate in the pool.

The Answers are all in Genesis.

You're not that smart, guy. If you were, you definitely wouldn't be getting a pharmacy degree. Remember that not all autistic people are above average intelligence.

No they are not. Zoroastrianism and the polytheistic believers in Sumer, Assyria, Egypt, Babylon, etc. were on this earth well before a narrative of Yahweh was around.

It didn't start with Genesis because the Hebrews were not a tribe until later.

So we cannot automatically say that the Truth is in Genesis.

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I didn't automatically say it. I said it after review and contemplation. The Answer to the OP's question is in Genesis. You are on Notice.

I notice you’re a delusional idiot.

That wasn't very nice. Not accurate either. Anything else you wish to say? Maybe something relevant?

Fairly obvious- The thing that exploded.

Well then, what happened before they were created?

And who created them?