Worst locker room experience?

I'll just say Naked Santa Claus and leave it at that.

Jock strap wedgie

Penn swimming

I just joined my local gym and on Day 1, I encountered 70+ year old naked guy who doesn't seem to know what a towel is for. Apparently, he's a regular exhibitionist. Blech!

My D1 mid-major team did not have a locker room. We had to get dressed to run in our dorms and then met on the concourse of the basketball arena. Sucked.

I went to a new gym and dropped the soap suggestively like 10 times, but no one could take a hint. Luckily I found a new gym that totally fills my needs!

You were sucked? Elaborate please.

My d3 had a locker room, but most just changed in their dorms anyways. Most people ran back to their dorms after practice as it was like 5-10 min jog afrom one end of campus to the other.

High School, right after a brutal 8 miler in the freezing cold, hit the warm showers and realized I was out of Lemon Up shampoo.

My high school XC team was also the only team in our school that showered after practice. This was circa 2001/2002. We took a ton of flak from the football team. Former XC coach swore it was beneficial for the cooldown and wanted us to not be disgusting when we got home for dinner time. Was definitely a bit awkward the first week or so, but in hindsight it was probably a net positive. Kids are weird about their bodies and other people's bodies nowadays.

Gym teacher admitted to the class that he watched us all changing to see if our bodies had any signs of physical abuse.

Lia Thomas is a hero. You're a bigot if you don't want to see a woman's genitalia.

Broomsticks

There was this annoying guy who’d keep swinging to Taylor Swift’s Shake it Off while wetness from his phallus would shower on everyone within 15 feet.

Viggo Mortensen

He... he said hold still... and i froze and then i don't know what happened next but I was on the floor... and and... he... put his [REDACTED] adjascent to my [REDACTED]

Middle school basketball. Team shows up to our away game at a neighboring town. We all head down to the locker room to change and get ready, only to be greeted by three old guys (probably 60's or 70's) all totally naked just chilling out in the MIDDLE SCHOOL locker room at 3pm on a weekday. Not Planet Fitness, not a high school. MIDDLE SCHOOL. Who are these guys?!? Of course, the team can't contain themselves and all starts laughing hysterically at these fat, old, white naked guys. Coach just sort of awkwardly asks if we can have the room to get ready for our game. Old naked guys slowly get dressed and head out while everyone is just sort of staring at the floor in silence, still trying to control their laughter.

Seriously, who were these guys? Teachers?

LOL