“Man Describes harrowing 6-mile hike out of Burning Man”

America is weak and soft.

Was your 5 year old high on many drugs at the time? Sympathize with the burners.

Yeah give your kid 3 grams of magic mushrooms next weekend and try again.

I got eye👀abetes just seeing the first three seconds of that SonofJabaTheHutt

I know, life is tough as a high quality content producer.

I would love to see these people suffer a bit. What a bunch of annoying pricks.

I know, it's as if they've never even done a tough mudder before. Sad. There's was more like a Wuss Mudder.

The drug psilocybin (mushrooms) can cause a lot of sweating and an excessive heart rate. I wonder if dehydration played a role here.

Black Rock City is 15 miles from the nearest town.

They probably wandered into the Black Mesa research facility. Oh my.

Yeah, he was probably tired as hell from 9 days of endless partying and having sex with multiple hot females, while you, sitting at home typing on LRC, seem to be exhausted from wacking off to anime so much that your right hand got stuck on the "L" key.

It pains me to defend these folks, but you cleanly haven’t seen what the mud is like. 6 miles of that definitely wouldn’t be easy, and probably legitimately dangerous.

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You clowns have never run cross country in muddy conditions through soaked silty/sandy soil. That type of mud doesn't come off your shoes, its like glue, and it gets to 1-2 inches thick on the bottom. In cross country that courses are adjusted to avoid the really ugly parts where it is possible to sink in the mud up to your knees.

I have been in a mud-to-knees situation, and what is known as a Hash House "run". It happens suddenly. You are slogging with your feet sinking several inches each step, then you hit a spot where you are suddenly over a foot deep. One of Hashers went in passed his knees, as hard as he tried he could not get his foot out until he sacrificed his running shoe.

What happens is you come to a realization that going down the trodden path is for fools. Just like in cross country. You end up going along a side of the trail, looking for a path others have not turned into a quagmire.

I don't think a single one of the "runners" on this thread ever ran a real cross country course in wet, soft-sticky mud conditions. They all seem too soft to survive such a course.

Yeah but imagine doing that fat and in a kilt.

You usually pay for these kind of experiences...

They did. Ticket was like $600.

FTFY