If rojo and wejo had a race (800m) who would win?

Letsrunners everywhere would win. Pure entertainment, especially if all out and something important on the line.

Rojo.

Before the race starts, he'll start a thread offering $50 for anybody who will give him a ride to the finish line.

we need a team on standby... make sure they warm up properly, are nourished and hydrated and slept at least 7 hours the prior night. we don't want to deal with an achilles or acl mid-race

I am not even sure if they would be able to finish.

They've actually done this at Worlds a few times

I'll bet Shelby will take it.

The question is, would they get help to tie their shoes, or else it would be a DNS.

taking ROJO on this one, simply because he’d race the 800m on pure hate. Has more of that in him.

Rojo doesn't work out anymore. He has said it himself. Has an Orange Theory membership bu works out once a month. Also, look at videos of them. Wejo looks healthy. Rojo looks puffy and demented.

Wejo for the win

Thanks for these epic gems of "sports" footage. The commenters are hilarious.

"rojo acknowledging the fans"

*camera pans to shot of the stands, to reveal 2 spectators and a security guard*

Sounds like a good turnout now in Eugene.

Wejo would win, Rojo would stick his nose in it only to have a glorious dnf at 675.

lol some buffoon literally just removed my post that said the m0derati0n is inconsistent. how embarrassing for them. are they auto alerted to the word m0derati0n? let me go back and change it and let's see.

They should invite the Magic Wizard Swede JS with a wild card. Would have been an epic LRC battle of the titans I say.

that's hilarious. is there a story about why Wejo didn't borrow someone's shorts? Any why does Rojo always look drunk, or hungover? Nice race, Weldon.

it's because wejo has spring-loaded mechanised legs strapped to his actual legs, not dissimilar to a pogo stick. that sprint finish in post #12 was not normal. the legs were activated about 650m in.

(1) bc Rojo is usually either drunk or hungover
(2) because he doesn't work out and bc of all the time he spends sedentary,on his couch (watching Fox News)

(3) bc of all the terrible food he eats, including fast food