The Return of Valbymania this Saturday

Heresy! The Mania never went anywhere.

Expect that astro will post more accusations of drug use if she runs any sort of a decent time at all. This is a 100% guarantee. It is more certain than the sun rising in the morning.

It's happening

I'm really looking forward to Chelangat, Olemomoi, and Valby in the 5000. IS there anyone else that could challenge? It should be a fantastic race.

TFRRS shows all of them only running one race this spring - Valby a 5000 and the Alabama women running the 10000 at Bryan Clay.

Was she recovering from injury? Doesn’t seem she has raced much this outdoor season. Hope she’s alright, if so.

She just ran 15:32~ completely solo on a totally even pace as a qualifier (next fastest was a minute slower) . I would say she is probably fine.

Valby strategically skipped indoor because she knows outdoor is the season that really matters. In between grueling cross training sessions, she has been cramming in hours of studying tangents to prepare for racing on the track. NCAA Women's 5000m crown is hers to claim. Haters will be sent home devastated.

🤣🤣

Her competitors will likely lose sleep the next two nights with an abundance of trepidation as to how much Parker will outshine their efforts due to her talent and tan.

Expect Great Things!!!

Her tan makes me mostly lose sleep, mostly.

The Summer of 2023

Madison Square Garden

The air is electric........vibrations of elation.....smell the exhiliration.....

VALBYMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Parker Valby always was/is/and always will be........THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOTHING'S GONNA EVER KEEP YOU DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhh.....Fudgesickle!!!!!!I am getting so hyped up now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Try to believe though the going gets rough
That you gotta hang tough to make it
History repeats itself
Try and you'll succeed
Never doubt that you're the one
And you can have your dreams

You're the best around
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the best around
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the best around
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down

Fight till the end 'cause your life will depend
On the strength that you have inside you
Ah, gotta be proud, staring out in the cloud
When the odds in the game defy you
Try your best to win them all
And one day time will tell
When you're the one that's standin' there
You'll reach the final bell

You're the best around
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the best around
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the best around
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down

Fight till you drop
Never stop, can't give up
Till you reach the top (Fight!)
You're the best in town (Fight!)
Listen to that sound
A little bit of all you got
Can never bring you down

You're the best around
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the best around
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the best around
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the best around
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the best around
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down
You're the best around
Nothing's gonna ever keep you down