What's your favorite? We all know hot sauces supply heart-healthy potassium and fiber, plus vitamins A and C to support the immune system. Yellow, orange, and red peppers deliver carotenoids, plant pigments that may protect against certain eye diseases and cancers. They are also known to boost metabolism before a triathlon.
Personally, I love colon cleaner hot sauce. It really rips my nuts off and grows pubic hair on my nipples.
There was one I bought years ago called Atomic Sh!thole leads to Nuclear Waste! This one took the skin off my taint! I went for a run and had to squat on the side of a trail. It was the most explosive thing ever. I got some Nuclear Waste on my legs and ankles and it immediately started to bun my skin. I had to stop running about ten min later and head for the river. This was the only way I felt safe from another meltdown. I soaked in the river for about an hour before I felt safe enough to walk home.
Of course... wrote:
There was one I bought years ago called Atomic Sh!thole leads to Nuclear Waste! This one took the skin off my taint! I went for a run and had to squat on the side of a trail. It was the most explosive thing ever. I got some Nuclear Waste on my legs and ankles and it immediately started to bun my skin. I had to stop running about ten min later and head for the river. This was the only way I felt safe from another meltdown. I soaked in the river for about an hour before I felt safe enough to walk home.
Ha! Seriously? You sh!t in the woods?? That's excellent news. Soaked in the river LMFAO.
Franks
gnarlysheen wrote:
What's your favorite? We all know hot sauces supply heart-healthy potassium and fiber, plus vitamins A and C to support the immune system. Yellow, orange, and red peppers deliver carotenoids, plant pigments that may protect against certain eye diseases and cancers. They are also known to boost metabolism before a triathlon.
Personally, I love colon cleaner hot sauce. It really rips my nuts off and grows pubic hair on my nipples.
Caroline reaper hot sauce. Spicy in, spicy out
Tabasco
Anyone have any stories where you were running and regretted having hot sauce prior to your run? Maybe something came out the back end?
I'll play.
The tried and true is Huy Fong Sriracha. That one is great on a ton of things, BUT it isn't especially hot.
For times when I want something spicier, I ALWAYS go for a Habanero-based sauce as I like the flavor the most, and my favorite today is actually super cheap...but it's SOOOO good and should cost more.
It's this (El Yucateco):
Crystals.
Flagpole wrote:
I'll play.
The tried and true is Huy Fong Sriracha. That one is great on a ton of things, BUT it isn't especially hot.
For times when I want something spicier, I ALWAYS go for a Habanero-based sauce as I like the flavor the most, and my favorite today is actually super cheap...but it's SOOOO good and should cost more.
It's this (El Yucateco):
That's a fav. of mine, too. I really like the black label.
Mayonnaise
I like the Sriracha hot sauce that is originally from Thailand. Very good sauce with just the right amount of chilli's.
Taco Bell has their Diablo sauce dialed in just right
Tapatio
gnarlysheen wrote:
Anyone have any stories where you were running and regretted having hot sauce prior to your run? Maybe something came out the back end?
Anyone?
Has anyone tried the tabasco scorpion sauce? It's quite nice. Hotter than f*ck if you aren't expecting it. Just enough of a sweetness. Watch the tail end of the dragon afterwards if you catch my drift.
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