This is one of the funniest threads I've seen. Great stuff! I could attempt to throw my hat in the ring.
How much REI stuff can she afford working for Outward Bound in the summers?
If you like cotton socks and drawers, does that fit into the grocery exception?
Can you still get those 'Free Tibet' bumper stickers anywhere?
Of course, freeze-dried food can generate many more.....
However, I will get serious and answer this way: the have the Saucony Endorphin Shift 3. This will probably be my next. I actually tried them on there. They have Speed 3 too. They seem to have a pretty full spectrum of Hoka including Clifton, Mach, Carbon X. In fact, they have the Altra Vanish Carbon. You can stumble across some stuff a little out of the mainstream. Atreyu, for example. I tried some on. Won't be doing so again any time soon.