She is the most interesting person in the world.
Her passport requires no photograph
When she drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
She once went to the psychic, to warn her
Wonderwoman has pijamas with her logo
The circus ran away to join her
Bear hugs are what she gives bears
She has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool
She can kill two stones with one bird
When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, she hears it
She once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket
The dark is afraid of her
Sharks have a week dedicated to her
Her ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons
She once made a weeping willow laugh
She bowls overhand
In museums, she is allowed to touch the art
She talks about the fight club
She once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
A bird in her hand is worth three in the bush
The Holy Grail is looking for her
She once started a fire using only dental floss and water
Bigfoot tries to get pictures of her
She once turned a vampire into a vegetarian
She once won the world series of poker using UNO cards
She never wears a watch because time is always on her side
She has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks
She is the life of parties that she has never attended
Freemasons strive to learn her secret handshake
If she was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume
She is considered a national treasure in countries she never visited
Cars look both ways for her, before driving down a street
She can speak Russian in French
Her tears can cure cancer, too bad she never cries
She once brought a knife to a gunfight just to even the odds
When she meets the Pope, the Pope kisses her ring
If she were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark
She once won a staring contest with her own reflection
Her signature won a Pulitzer
She lives vicariously through herself
Roses stop to smell her
She has won the lifetime achievement award twice
She once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels
Mosquitoes refuse to bite her purely out of respect
Panhandlers give her money
When she goes to Spain, she chases the bulls
Her shadow has been on the 'best dressed' list twice
Two countries went to war to dispute HER nationality
When in Rome, they do as SHE does
Presidents take her birthday off
Her business card simply says "I'll call you."
She is the most interesting person in the world.
