Britney Spears no more. Changes her name to River Red

Thank you for sharing these updates, William.

Man, fame and fortune has severely f*cked this young lady up.

You might say it's boring. But that's the way we like it. And I get paid to keep it that way.

Maybe you could change your name to Dick Head?

Mental illness should not be celebrated.

is this your daily affirmation?

Well when Lil Wayne said in his rap song, "im married to that crazy b---- call me Kevin Federline," he was referring to Britney. I think that marriage was shockingly short.

And when your dad (Britney's dad) gets a judge to award him power over Britney's finances, you know damn well she must be out of this world borderline personality disorder. That just doesn't happen to normal adults. Now I'm not stigmatized that, just stating it as a matter of fact.

This is actually pretty good material Gregory!!

I predict that Lolo Jones falls in love with the mysterious Will Teasle.

Huh, hope it works out for her.

That basketball player (Ron Artest I think?) changed his name to Meta World Peace, after he beat up some fans in the stands.

Snoop Doggy Dog abbreviated to Snoop Dog, then tried Snoop Lion for awhile.

It's not without precedent among celebrities, or even regular Joe and Janes.

She did not change her real name. Only her Instagram name.