Worth bringing condoms to races?

Don’t even think about it. Heartbreak Hill for you will have a new meaning.

I always like to hook up before the race in a disgusting port-a-potty.

Studies have shown that practicing semen retention can improve energy speed snd stamina so no, not worth it

I had a college teammate that masturbated in a port-a-potty. Funny, but disgusting as hell.

Long time ago at the Houston rodeo some socialite was forced to use a port-a-potty and lost her diamond ring in it. Her husband, he deserves husband of the year for this, donned a glove and spent like 30 minutes sloshing around in it until he was able to retrieve the ring.

If I ever felt the need to masturbate in a port-a-potty, please shoot me.

Like you’re actually gonna need them

gotta hold in the chi

Oh don't worry, I'm sure you've given people plenty of reason to shoot you already.

Runner girls are primarily stuck up as far as hookups on party nights go but you can easily snag some (all you need is one though) on the down low through the week or in the off-season. If you tell her you won't tell anybody then your chances will skyrocket. Whether or not you actually go and tell anybody is at your discretion.

Lol. Amen

LOL - probably true.

Once you cross the finish line and the ladies see you've set a dank PR, multiple ladies (and maybe some men) will jump your bones. Definitely bring a few in your fanny pack.

https://www.lmi.net/explore/sheath.html

Download Tinder like a normal person

No jims. Ever.

Studies have shown that semen stained panties can improve speed by providing elastic lubrication to the groin complex.