New Mystery Global Event in 2026 - What do you think it is?

World non-binary athletics championships. The smart money will be on the biologic males.

It could be some sort of a relays event.

Non binary mixed distance relays

A track meet with no rules.

Juiced athletes. Spinning javelin throw. No jumping zone for long and triple. A Tesla pace car for distances. Lower steeple barriers and hurdles. No sprint sensors. Huge fans on the straights. Every single running distance ever on the schedule.

A global team championship, with eight teams selected via draft by captains who are existing stars of the sport

Captains are to be paid $100k each, and all team-members will be paid $10k each for participation, with an additional $1 million going to the winning team.

(Also, there will 100% be some experimentation with competition formats at this event: field events contested in head-to-head brackets, new relays, mixed-gender scoring, etc).

Also, it’ll be held in LA.

It has to be in Eugene otherwise BTC won't play.

Maybe We are the World Part Deaux?

Track NFT cards.

The top 16 athletes per discipline in the world rankings participate in a jello-wrestling tournament. Each bout eliminates the loser, only way to win is to get your competitor to tap out. In the end, the winner from each discipline's 4-person tournament then compete in a 4 athlete battle of Powerpoint Karaoke, with the volume of the cheering in the stadium determining the winner from each group. Finally, a staring contest, first athlete to look away or laugh loses. When we get down to the final 2 male and female athletes, they have to participate in a reality TV show in which they must pilot a cruise ship across the Atlantic Ocean together, each bringing in their special talents so that the passengers get to their destination without mishap.

The most dangerous game. Top T&F stars are turned loose on an island and are then pursued by three big game hunters and a pack of dogs. The athletes who survive get their freedom.

Mixed 5000m Gender Relay, but with only one runner per team.

You have to run half the race as one gender, half as another gender.

The excitement comes as the rules allow consecutive laps as the same gender, change gender each lap, one gender for 2500m, however you want to run it.

Before the race, you submit your gender changes to the officials, and must stick to that schedule as you race or you will be disqualified. The other runners do not know your plans, which adds even more thrills to the race!

Good Luck to they/them, hizer/ hozers, we/weres !!

4x400m, but instead of four different runners, there is only one runner who must ride a different animal for each of the laps.

A Superstars-style track event. If you're too young to remember Superstars, you missed out.

Ugh, please no.

-The 1550m. Strikes a balance for those who struggle at the mile, but the 1500m is too short.

-The 5000m SC. Only one barrier, at the water pit.

-The javelin catch. This has been talked about for decades.

-The Discuss.

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Probably some sort of street meet competition

What ever format it is WA will select a city in China to host it and then at the last moment be forced to cancel due to covid concerns and restrictions in China.

Plus McLaughlin will say she is part of it and then withdraw in the days leading up to it. And a number of of announced stars will be no shows.

Whatever it is, most people will not care about it.