ATLANTA (AP) — Hey, Izzy, we’ve got some good news.
Your 26-year reign as the worst Olympic mascot is over.
The much-despised, often-ridiculed, computer-generated blob from the 1996 Atlanta Games has been toppled as the G.O.A.T. (Grossest Of All Time) by a ... well, we’re not quite sure what it’s supposed to be.
A blood droplet?
A red poop emoji?
A French version of Gumby? (Where’s Eddie Murphy when you need him?)
After a further bit of research, we discover the mascot for the 2024 Paris Olympics is a hat known as a Phryge.
Note from rojo: I've got to disagree with the AP. I went to the 1996 Olympics and don't even remember the mascot. I just looked it up. Way uglier.