I was thinking a beer 10K would be feasible. One-kilometer loops around some soccer fields. One beer per kilometer.
Oh, and don't do drugs kids. Dope is for dopes. Knowledge is power. Kick that crack to the curb.
Anyway, what other ways can we incorporate drugs and alcohol into our races?
Look into the Hash House Harriers.
Blahbleheh wrote:
Look into the Hash House Harriers.
They smoke hashish on their runs?
I want a PCP Pole Vault on the Diamond League next year. Could Mondo fly higher than his WR with a little angel dust, or would he go into a psychotic rage and have to be escorted off the track by a couple of shot putters?
The vodka steeple chase.
drowning danger wrote:
The vodka steeple chase.
Yes. The steeple chase would be ideal. One shot of vodka per lap.
To make it even more interesting, the water pits should be filled with piranhas.
drowning danger wrote:
The vodka steeple chase.
The NyQuil Decathlon!
The nitrous oxide triple jump.
The high high jump
a 10m sprint after snorting an eightball and there are blocks/false starts and the starter holds them at set reeeeeally long
Mountain running, but with edibles. A real rocky mountain high.
drowning danger wrote:
The high high jump
The hammered hammer throw.
The EPO Olympics! Oh wait, already a thing.
Peyote 100-mile (man/spirit animal) relay race.
the 72 hour rule wrote:
I was thinking a beer 10K would be feasible. One-kilometer loops around some soccer fields. One beer per kilometer.
Oh, and don't do drugs kids. Dope is for dopes. Knowledge is power. Kick that crack to the curb.
Anyway, what other ways can we incorporate drugs and alcohol into our races?
Cocaine mile
one line per lap
Huangdi wrote:
Cocaine mile
one line per lap
Or maybe the track lanes would be drawn with cocaine. Boy, that would be pricey.
Ask Shelby Houlihan about using drugs in running. Bonus is you get to eat Burritos to have something to blame when you get caught cheating
72028sbd6fh3g wrote:
Ask Shelby Houlihan about using drugs in running. Bonus is you get to eat Burritos to have something to blame when you get caught cheating
In the races in this thread, you get busted for NOT doing drugs.
Don't do drugs it's too expensive, a beer relay could be good like maybe a DMR.