When we find out what the new PED is?

What's the fastest clean marathon? I think a 203 is doable on a fast course with the Nike super shoes. Anything faster is probably fairy tales let's be real though. You think the record holders and takers are miraculously clean and beating all the PED induced times? Come on now.

Lizard blood. You can run faster for longer without overheating.

Pebax

Whatever it is, no one's getting caught. It's a circus out there.

I find it fascinating that every day another elite Kenyan runner is suspended for PED use, yet no Ethiopians. A bizarre set of circumstance or a truly amazing coincidence.

No coincidence. It's a controlling government on one side and a chaotic democracy on the other side. Think Russia and USA.

Nope, lizards can't stay hot for too long.

It's not PED but PET -- Performance Enhancing Training

Sorry, it's shoes. There might be something else out there that we don't know about but, for the moment, the obvious new PED is shoes.

It's chocky milk. It's always been chocky milk.

Tramadol?

If everyone was on some new wonder drug, 7:20, 3:26 and 7:53 wouldn't still be world records.

Anti-doping for the regular stuff has been lax enough to allow a soft-record chase. Hype makes it seem like all the records are being broken, there's no headlines saying "still 7:20" and such. Introduced cognitive bias

PES

But they can really move when they get warmed up. Natural lightnin quick predators.

Lizard blood doping has been around for absolutely yonks. Where you been all this time?

Still epo and steroids.

Should you really be the one making jokey remarks about this topic?

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You're cute when you do that angry look.

Anyone ever tell you that?