I got written up at work for using handicapped stall

You work for an organization with completely assbackwards priorities. Find another job.

I am with you but are you sure they are not writing you up for your wide stance?

Appeal it. And go on the offense and state that you require extra room because of the extreme length and girth of your penis and demand that the discrimination against you stop immediately.

I think the mature thing here is to say you’ll only use the handicap stall if the smaller one is being used at the time you sit.

It Iis marked handicap accessible, not handicap exclusive.

There are singular port a poties, ramps, elevators and hotel rooms, all of which able bodied persons are free to use.

Okay, Costanza.

This^^^

Just tell them you need the extra elbow-room to deal with your colostomy bag. I guarantee they won't ask to see proof.

I once took a giant steaming deuce on a handicapped parking spot. Newly painted too.

And there were plenty of other non-handicapped parking places available that I could have pooped on. Hell, the parking lot was nearly empty at the time.

I'm sure this is a BS thread, but in case you are a real dumb*ss, take your lard ass to the stall that you are supposed to fit in. Maybe put down the fork if that's an issue for you. If you actually have a guy in your office in a wheelchair, then leave that one open for him. If not, the next time he has to go, I hope he craps in your coffee.

Legally, I think you have a good support. Just claim squatter's rights like all the kids in my neighborhood did when we were about 8- or 9-years old. I don't think any of us back then thought it would have much to do with a bathroom though.

Indeed refer your employer to constanza vs the state of NY. Having said that, the handicap is accessible by, not for those with handicaps. Its not "off limits". People with and without handicaps often have to wait for an opening. You have a weird employer.

**Now, you buried the lead....HOW did they find out you used the handicap? Because if someone "told on you", that person does not belong in our society and should be given at least 10 years of forced labor, stoned as well as wear a scarlet letter DB for the rest of his or her life.

“Might be a wheelchair sign..”?!!!

I always use the "handicapped" stall at work. The one coworker that was in a wheelchair died a few years ago, and I don't think he was ever in the bathroom, anyways. Seems crazy to let the luxury stall go to waste.

You associated with BTC?

Fakest story I've ever heard.

There was a Choose Your Enthusiasm episode on this. I suggest you watch it for guidance.

Does the larger stall also have a sink? Tell them that you like to use the sink as a makeshift bidet after you take a dump to achieve maximum bunghole cleanliness.

Handicapped stalls aren't reserved only for the handicapped like parking spaces are. If you want to use it use it.

If you people don't stand up for yourselves, you'll soon find yourself relegated to only pooping in compression socks.