Bill Eamick was good, here he's talking about discovering letsrun:
Christ, it must have been five f***ing years ago if it was a goddamn day. Saw in the results of some f***tacious rootytoot West coast track meet that some son of a bitch named after a bluecollar trade and a mancock respectively had run for a friggin' "team" called Letsrun.com. And fast as all f***spit was he! Like 28 minutes fast! "C***fire!" I yelled, bashing my prong against my wifeslut's cheek in my rigid-dicked excitement, "I'm gonna surf to that f***in' URL and see what this hotshit team is all about!" So I pointed my tittybitched ass at this site and what the hell happened? Little did I was opening up a huge f***ing goddamn can of what the F***!?! Dinkbrained f***holes talking shit straight outta their barking spiders about every decent f***ing American runner out there on this side! Halfwit twatjammwers chattering about f****** and hotness on the other! But luckily, a couple of real f***ing gems, the sort of shit worth saving to your f***ing hard drive, in the middle! But mostly just filthy f***in' bullshit from overgrown teenage f***tards and assorted bungpuppies purposely out to offend anyone with half a f***in' eye open. Luckily those retarded piss-sprayers have mostly blown the straight the f*** away into the shitbin of the internet.