To the people saying split the bill evenly, it's cool for you until you get an exorbitant bill, isn't it?
Here's a story for you that'll potentially make you reconsider:
I went to a strip club in Vegas a couple years ago, several months before the shamdemic initiated. I had bought a bunch of drinks, the vast majority of them for others and Lap dances and my friend Alfonso had screwed off with some latina stripper or two and I considered him gone for the night. I tell a waitress to get the bill. I know it's gonna be a lot and I'm too drunk to know whether they added a bunch more to it, knowing I was too drunk to realize. I get the bill. $2700. Then some guy pats me on the shoulder and says, "I gotcha." I turn around and say, "oh no it's ok, I don't think you want to pay this ridiculously stupid bill." He takes it and acknowledges the amount. He pats me on the shoulder again and says, "I gotcha." I confirmed with the hostess that he did in fact pay and left immediately. I immediately knew what I had to do. I made a beeline for the Red Rock Casino and put $2700 on red on roulette and thankfully won. Cashed out and left the casino. What a memorable night. I hope Mr "i gotcha" enjoys life. I'm sure he will and does.