2022 Dick Small Invitational Full Results

The name of this meet should be changed, so not to offend members of the Richard’s family, all who have oversized feet.

The competition was stiff. I went hard, but was still taking a pounding until I let loose and came from behind.

a competitor wrote:

The competition was stiff. I went hard, but was still taking a pounding until I let loose and came from behind.

In fervent search of girth,

First you learn the girth is earned,

Shirtless lurker,

Squirt your worth,

With mirth I gurgle,

Slurp the burst.

got a good chuckle on those tinman tweets

Came across this thread right after reading about covid dick:

https://gizmodo.com/sadly-covid-dick-is-real-1848363406

So no one score at the Dick Small meet up?

This is the only meet I would buy a t-shirt for.

Stunned that this is the actual name of an actual meet at an actual college.

I will be immaturely chuckling thoroughly throughout the day.

TMADDDHASFNE wrote:

The name of this meet should be changed, so not to offend members of the Richard’s family, all who have oversized feet.

Shouldn't it be Small Dick meet?

a competitor wrote:

The competition was stiff. I went hard, but was still taking a pounding until I let loose and came from behind.

LMAO

Couch Potato wrote:

a competitor wrote:

The competition was stiff. I went hard, but was still taking a pounding until I let loose and came from behind.

LMAO

From what I hear the women were disappointed with much of the performance.

Was Dick Pound there for drug testing?

No…that’s a meet in Asia.

TMADDDHASFNE wrote:

The name of this meet should be changed, so not to offend members of the Richard’s family, all who have oversized feet.

Agreed.

Saying there were no long, hard poles was just salt in the wound for ol Richard.

Anyone have results yet for the Pete Micron and Les Johnson Invitationals?

the story is that hand size corresponds to junk size

my hypothesis is that a tiny brain equals tiny junk; rojo, have you found this to be true in your personal experience?

I assume you are all teenagers?

Gunndar wrote:

I assume you are all teenagers?

Anyone who can’t laugh at a Dick Small meet is insufferable and joyless.

Puts me in mind of track’s funniest ever headline: “Tired Gay Succumbs to Dix” 😂😂😂

maternal identifier wrote:

Gunndar wrote:

I assume you are all teenagers?

Anyone who can’t laugh at a Dick Small meet is insufferable and joyless.

Puts me in mind of track’s funniest ever headline: “Tired Gay Succumbs to Dix” 😂😂😂

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-athletics-diamond-idUSTRE6982CY20101009

It is just such a low level of humor but you cannot help it in terms of intelligence.