Hippo was pretty hungry , and thirsty too !
Hippo was pretty hungry , and thirsty too !
There is a reason they are called wild animals.
Tommy2Nuttz wrote:
There is a reason they are called wild animals.
Idk bruh I've heard plenty of stories of people being really hungry and eating other people.
They probably had this count as a covid death somehow
briswiss wrote:
They probably had this count as a covid death somehow
I went to South Africa to visit my fiancé in early November and it is amazing to me that a country where almost everybody is masked is getting all these wild and whacky variants. I wonder if it has anything to do with world powers it’s a desire to keep that little British blunder cut off from the rest of the world? Anyway, 2 weeks after I got back Optimus Omicron took the world my storm, so I kind of like to think that all you pvssies are suffering in a new wave of lockdown because right went on vacation. Welcome ;)
briswiss wrote:
They probably had this count as a covid death somehow
Are you okay? Someone posted an article talking about someone getting eaten by a hippo, and the first thing you thought of was how you could talk about covid.
There's a ton of studies out now about how even a mild case of covid can cause lasting damage to your brain. Did you catch it and have mild symptoms? I'm trying to see if there's a cause for your stupidity or if you're just mentally disabled.
yea people like the farmer in this article are just plain dumb. It doesn't take more than a middle school education to understand that hippos are wild animals and are dangerous and that you should leave them alone. It's like those idiots who hug grizzly bears and end up getting mauled. Darwin award.
briswiss wrote:
They probably had this count as a covid death somehow
That absurdity cracks me up, but yes they probably did.
The hippo reportedly said ......"tastes like chicken".
briswiss wrote:
They probably had this count as a covid death somehow
Don't laugh.
That may very well be true
Hippos are actually the most dangerous (to humans) large land mammal in the world.
They're not the *most* dangerous animal--mosquitoes, for instance, claim many more victims--but hippos kill hundreds every year.
Peach Pit wrote:
briswiss wrote:
They probably had this count as a covid death somehow
Are you okay? Someone posted an article talking about someone getting eaten by a hippo, and the first thing you thought of was how you could talk about covid.
There's a ton of studies out now about how even a mild case of covid can cause lasting damage to your brain. Did you catch it and have mild symptoms? I'm trying to see if there's a cause for your stupidity or if you're just mentally disabled.
Learn to laugh buddy, the fact you typed all that out to respond to that is insane.
The "son" must have had a "Hippoedipus complex".
popSquadMan wrote:
Peach Pit wrote:
Are you okay? Someone posted an article talking about someone getting eaten by a hippo, and the first thing you thought of was how you could talk about covid.
There's a ton of studies out now about how even a mild case of covid can cause lasting damage to your brain. Did you catch it and have mild symptoms? I'm trying to see if there's a cause for your stupidity or if you're just mentally disabled.
Learn to laugh buddy, the fact you typed all that out to respond to that is insane.
You mean the Covid crack was just a joke? But all you guys seriously believe it. The conspiracy is everywhere - even in Hippopotamus Land.
popSquadMan wrote:
Peach Pit wrote:
Are you okay? Someone posted an article talking about someone getting eaten by a hippo, and the first thing you thought of was how you could talk about covid.
There's a ton of studies out now about how even a mild case of covid can cause lasting damage to your brain. Did you catch it and have mild symptoms? I'm trying to see if there's a cause for your stupidity or if you're just mentally disabled.
Learn to laugh buddy, the fact you typed all that out to respond to that is insane.
Laugh at what? Here we are with a great opportunity to have have a laugh at this farmer's darwinian effort to adopt a hippo as his son, but nah, let's just repost all the same old covid stuff that derails every other thread too. Has anyone brought up left/right yet? Lets do that next!
popSquadMan wrote:
Peach Pit wrote:
Are you okay? Someone posted an article talking about someone getting eaten by a hippo, and the first thing you thought of was how you could talk about covid.
There's a ton of studies out now about how even a mild case of covid can cause lasting damage to your brain. Did you catch it and have mild symptoms? I'm trying to see if there's a cause for your stupidity or if you're just mentally disabled.
Learn to laugh buddy, the fact you typed all that out to respond to that is insane.
Nothing funny about yet another idiot trying to derail wity covid nonsense. 10 year olds have more developed senses of humor than that.
testosteronedoesit wrote:
popSquadMan wrote:
Learn to laugh buddy, the fact you typed all that out to respond to that is insane.
Nothing funny about yet another idiot trying to derail wity covid nonsense. 10 year olds have more developed senses of humor than that.
It's a poor joke I can admit, but you guys are getting way too worked up over it. Just proves my point further.
figures on COVID-19 deaths published on the government's COVID-19 dashboard which shows 'deaths within 28 days of a positive test'.
So if this guy tested positive for Covid less than a month before his death, he is indeed chalked up as a Covid death
According to the Oregon Health Authority (OHA), there is no difference when it comes to tracking and reporting COVID deaths. OHA spokesman Jonathan Modie explained in an email how the state determines what is counted as a COVID-19 death:
We consider COVID-19 deaths to be:
Deaths in which a patient hospitalized for any reason within 14 days of a positive COVID-19 test result dies in the hospital or within the 60 days following discharge.
Deaths in which COVID-19 is listed as a primary or contributing cause of death on a death certificate.
We count COVID-19 deaths this way because the virus can often have effects on an individual’s health that may complicate their recovery from other diseases and conditions, even injuries, and indirectly contribute to their death. Another reason is because OHA is using this data to track the spread of the disease, and to create actionable steps for stopping its spread.
So what does that policy mean in practice? We asked Modie about a hypothetical case where someone died from a motorcycle crash and also had COVID-19. Would that be counted as a COVID-19 death?
“It would be,” Modie explained.
runnerboy70 wrote:
The "son" must have had a "Hippoedipus complex".
For his "mother's" sake I hope not. That would likely not end well.