CircusClown wrote:
Let her know how you feel, then tell her it's over. Do it in person. Good luck.
Thanks bro. I think I will do it this evening
CircusClown wrote:
Let her know how you feel, then tell her it's over. Do it in person. Good luck.
Thanks bro. I think I will do it this evening
Fake your own death?
WFH mileage wrote:
I’m really sad about this. Last week, I thought these two were going to get married and make little runner babies.
So much for breeding good runners.
Nutsack McGee wrote:
fattyatthegym wrote:
I see david45 changed their username.
This is a possibility, but I’m not fully convinced that Sham 69 is David45 yet.
It’s obviously a similar style of trolling, but I can’t see why he or she would make this change. The Sham 69 material is never going to get the people going like the David45 stuff.
Increasing his range.
The untalented annoying running guy is clearly this troll's best event. But he might try to shine at the running girlfriend thing.
Not sure yet though this is the same troll.
there are 50 ways to leave your lover
Tell her you're gay Ray
Hire a hitman Rip Van
Hit her with a brick Rick
0/10
LOL!
You don't have a girlfriend. Therefore you don't have to break up with her. Problem solved.
make yourself undesirable.
start farting around her, make fun of stuff she loves/likes, point out all her faults, make lots of comments about other hot girls and how they are hotter than her.
That's funny
Sham 69 wrote:
I'd rather play basketball and hang out with my guy friends
You'd rather be with you guy friends. Gotcha.
I liked your first trolling attempt beter.
Throw her under the bus Gus, don't need to discuss much
Stop giving her the dick Nick and go for a picnic
Run her over with a van Dan and make a new plan
I have hundreds of these, Scooby Doo reveal. . . I am Paul Simon.
Three important rules for breaking up
Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
Don't make a big production
Don't make up an elaborate story
This will help you avoid a big tear-jerking scene
If you want to date other people say so
Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
Even if you've gone together for only a short time,
And haven't been too serious
There's still a feeling of rejection when someone says
She preferres the company of others to your exclusive company
But if you're honest, and direct
And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you break the news
The boy will respect you for your frankness
And honestly he'll apeciate the kind of straightfoward manner in which you told him your decision
Unless he's a real jerk or a crybaby you will remain friends
You might be doing her a favor. She wanted to break up with you but didn't know what to say.
Bored after a week? What a guy
Too bad she didn't get sub 12
1/10
Act real aggressive and stalkerish towards her.
Text her 100 times an hour.
She’ll break up with you.
That was pretty specific
Okay. I'm about to do it.