Dear Sham69,
My brother, you have made it. This is further proof that you will DESTROY the women on campus. Just imagine having not one girlfriend, but six, seven, as many as you wanted! Your date seems nice, but your talents and masculinity would be better spent here in Fort Collins.
I need you here, and together we will form a team that would shake the very foundations of the NCAA. We will rise with you at the helm, proving that we are the dominant school.
I know this pretty woman seems nice, but you cannot be distracted by this female. They will try and distract you, but remember, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is world domination. We will rise and begin a new world order. Remember your values brother, remember your training, as the world is ready for a new leader.
Have a great day!
Matt Watmore