Webb's 5000 meter quotes

"Ramzi turned to me and was like, 'I'm too juiced to lose.' He wasn't even tired down the final stretch. When he passed me he was hardly breathing."

"2:03 was too slow so I tried to pick it up a bit. When I realized the pace at the half (800 meter point), I turned to that skinny dude (Kipchiri) and was like, 'Let's f***ing fly.'"

"People criticize me about making my move to fast in the Finals. But I don't think people will be criticizing when I win the 100 in 07. Gatlin's a puss."

"The problem with the WC 1500 is everybody is too pussy to make a move. Nobody wants to exert themselves. So I guess I'm the outlier. If the pace starts to dawdle, you can bet your ass I'm gonna take over."

"I've thought about the 5 (5000m), but I don't see the big deal. Sure, if I train I could probably drop a sub 13 easy, but the 1500 is my event. Besides, I can't quit now...not when El G's world record is still for the taking."

"Alot of people think I should move up to the 5k. To tell you the truth I can see why. I don't even train for the 5k and I ran a 13:10. I really don't see what the big deal about a 12:58 is. God I'm so f***ing awesome." --Alan Webb, 9 seconds after crossing the finish line in Berlin.

psychedelic wrote:

When I realized the pace at the half (800 meter point), I turned to that skinny dude (Kipchiri) and was like, 'Let's f***ing fly.'"

Outstanding.

I'm still cracking up from the alleged Webb quotes from the WCs!

"He blew by me and he was like, 'Man I'm so juiced'."

BalmMan wrote:

I'm still cracking up from the alleged Webb quotes from the WCs!

"He blew by me and he was like, 'Man I'm so juiced'."

hahahaha "I'm too juiced to loose" someone post those up again

"I really am not happy with the way I ran today. In fact, it was a stupid, stupid race. Had I been a bit more agressive early on and ran a 12.7 from 1700 meters to 1800, I probably could have broken this thing wide open. I'm still young and trying to figure this thing out, but next time I'll do it right."

Making up fake Webb quotes after a race has surpassed making up fake Jason Rexing accomplishments as THE thing to do on letsrun.com.

And I think the change is good.

Rexing was making up Webb quotes while he was doing a stadium steps workout during the race.. Of course this was with cinder blocks strapped to his legs and in trainers

Please everyone who can and especially psychedelic (sp?) make more, these are the best things on this board, I love these things!

"On the last lap, I was just a freakin' zombie. I was 'bout to drop out of that shit, when I thought to myself, 'hey baldy, you fold now and you'll never hear the end of that shit from all your buds on Letsrun.com!'. So, I just dug deep man. Cause I represent!"

"This is one is for the man upstairs." --Alan Webb, dedicating his race to Jason Rexing moments before the start of the 5k.

"Dude, me and Rex did this killer workout last week. We put our trainers on and then strapped on some ankle weights and we did 4 X Beer mile at 4:00 pace. After that I knew I could hang with these guys. But then everything changed in the race. We're in the last mile and I'm starting to get out of breath, you know from all the beer so I tell the other guys in the lead group about my trouble. They all laughed at me for not taking drugs like them. Lagat was pretty dissapointed after the race. He said that he wouldn't have stole the record but he couldn't juice like he did back in his old country because the US is much stricter on doping then the rest of the world."

more quotes wrote:

Please everyone who can and especially psychedelic (sp?) make more, these are the best things on this board, I love these things!

You must be about 11 years old. As humorous as might some immature souls find this nonsense, it is quite hideously offensive towards Webb, Lagat, and Ramzi. But I doubt slandering some good people will dissuade many of you idiots.

Its not even remotely offensive to Webb...you have no idea what you're talking about. He loves this shit...how do I know? He told me.

funy... wrote:

[quote]You must be about 11 years old. As humorous as might some immature souls find this nonsense, it is quite hideously offensive towards Webb, Lagat, and Ramzi. But I doubt slandering some good people will dissuade many of you idiots.

"I'm hideously offended by 18:00 5Kers who slander me with false quotations. Cause my mom reads Letsrun.com and she thinks I really said that shit. And she's hella disappointed in me at that. Course my mom is f'ing naive, but I love her, cause, you know, she's the only momma I got. Rexing and I are gonna drop a sweet ass lawsuit on those bee-atches."

Dumb thread.

I agree...the "I am to juiced to lose" was funny...everything after that is pretty lame.

"I was feelin real fresh coming into that last lap, you know, and I saw my boy Lagat up there, so I said to myself, 'Time to start makin' moves, Alan.' I was getting so crunk back there in 6th, but man, those guys took off at the bell. I just couldn't hang this time, but dammit, I know I've got better legs than Limo any day of the week, I just need to find them."

"When it comes to balls, I know I've got the biggest set. Somebody might be able to outkick me in the end, but if the pace is fast...shit, I'ma leave streaks in their shorts."

"I guess my eventual plan is to be able to just drop everybody from the start. Hell, throw in a 51 for the first 4, a 49 for the next, and I've got it in the bag. You just gotta hammer, man. That's the only way to drop them anorexics (Kenyans and Ethiopians). Hammer time, baby."

"People used to call me Grandpa Flash. Flash because I lit the track up day after day. Grandpa because I was already balding at the age of 17. It used to be hurtful, but now I understand. God made me bald so I'm more aerodynamic."

On EPO:

"I don't know about that stuff...seems a little risky to me. I mean, I know it did wonders for Rasha (Rashid Ramzi), but I wanna prove that I don't need that shit. I'd rather have a clean Alan Webb running 3:48 and 13:10, then a juiced Alan Webb running 3:44 and 12:45."