"Why are there so many great Kenyan runners?"
"Why are there so many great Kenyan runners?"
sdfsdfdfadfadf wrote:
Umm .... ever heard of Jordan's Horsey?
This is the winner. Very well done.
Who was the best steepler of the 1770's?
My goal of sub 4:00 1500-I will not stop until I reach my goal.
-eddylee
That Kenyan slave we bought at the auction last weekend? Oh yeah, he calls himself Obama, instead of Barry. He claims to be a colonist, rigghtttt!!!
Going for a run with Cornwallis on thursday to take some of that new performance enhancing tea, must be ahead of all competition...don't tell George though, he's still upset about those pesky taxes!!
I ran 4x400m in 66 sec. What could I run for a 5K?
Johnny Tremain wrote:
I am an apprentice to the silversmith and fused my hand together by placing it in hot silver while working on the sabbath.
I was only trying to help my master, but I am thinking this was god's way of punishment for breaking the sabbath... any ideas how to fix my fingers?
I have been trying to get jobs all over town but no one wants to hire a lad with one good hand when there are plenty of good ones out there with two hands.
I may be able to correct this. A few seconds of pain with a knife. Followed by a lifetime of mobility.
Are wrist worn sundials really that accurate?
describe your hunting today, part 2
I had a blood letting today. Would it be beneficial to save the blood and put it back in at a later date?
PaavoNW wrote:
My goal of sub 4:00 1500-I will not stop until I reach my goal.
-eddylee
Lots of good posts on this thread, but this one got an audible chuckle out of me.
Rupp is done.
Painting of Continental Army murdering 2 Pennsylvania Gazette Reporters and Algonquin Civillians
"Runner DQ'd because his leggings weren't a solid color!"
"Does God allow for a long run on the Sabbath?"
"I'm injured, what should I do to keep my running form?"
"My candle always goes out when I run by candlelight. Solution?"
"If I took normal water and bottled it, would people buy it?"
"The milk man is bangin' my wife, maim him or kill him?"
"I can't catch my Negroes on foot, how should I keep them in line?"
"How will history remember George Washington?"
"Christopher Columbus: savior or tyrannical murderer?"
"I feel excessively thankful around the end of November, how do I release this feeling?"
"Is the Masonic Lodge a safe bet for Club Nationals?"
Author - J. Adams
Subject - Cousin Challenged me to a Race
"My Cousin Sam wants to run from Hopkinton to Boston. I'm worried about the hills in Newton. Should I do it?"
Ghost of Ashenfelter wrote:
Is Gettysburg a Rupp-certified battlefield?
Obviously this was a long time ago, so lets hope this poster has gotten a clue since then.
It was 95 degrees today. The Little Ice Age is a lie! - NOWashington......
Deerslayer Adam Goucher,
Bah! Another lively discussion at the tavern sullied by some political intercedence! I challenge thee to a duel, sir! [SLAP SLAP with my white glove]