Sparkler bomb in a microwave pretty much right on campus, started running away and realized the bomb was (obviously) still on fire from the explosion, ran back to stomp it out, and then continued to book it.
Had an anatomy mid-term the morning after a heavy night of drinking and throwing up that ended at around 4am. Amazingly woke up on my own accord 5 minutes before class, passed out on the couch. Changed my clothes as the ones I had on had some puke on them, filled a gatorade bottle with water, hopped on my bike and booked over there. 5 minutes after class had started I stumble into the room reeking of booze still mildly drunk, half-trip over a bag at the front of the room, and walk up to the prof's table to grab the test. There were two piles of paper, and of course I grabbed from the stack of finished tests from the section immediately before. Prof corrects me and I just kind of mumble "huh? sure." at her, and meander my way to the first open desk which was pretty much at the back of the room. Everyone I passed got a good whiff of me, for sure.
So I'm sipping on my water working on the test, and about 30 minutes in I start feeling like I'm gonna throw up, so I go up and ask the prof if I can go to the bathroom real quick. Clearly knowing I'm f***ed up, she lets me go and I throw up in the toilet. I drink some more water from my gatorade bottle and go to put it back in my front sweatshirt pocket, but apparently I didn't have the cap on all the way and water started leaking all down my crotch. After a couple minutes of trying to soak it up with paper towels, I realize I should probably get back to the test. So after about a 10 minute absence, I go back, nearly trip over that same f*cking bag again, and walk down the aisle back to my seat - this time with a giant wet spot on my crotch for everyone to see.
Work on the test for another 15 minutes, get to some shit that I just have no idea on and after a couple minutes staring at it I just decided to f*ck the whole thing and turn it in as is. I booked it for the locker room and took a much needed nap before I had to go finish an engineering project that was due the next day. Suffice to say, I threw up in the engineering building bathroom and later the cafeteria bathrooms.
I was told later by one of my friends that I was the first one done with the anatomy test by about 10 minutes, after being 5 minutes late and taking a 10 minute puke break. And I still beat the class average. F*ck yeah.